Exo Conversation XXXX
Chanyeol: Man... I just want to do Kai like homework.
Kyungsoo: What
Chanyeol: Just slam him onto the desk and do him all night long.
Suho: DRINK SOME WATER YOU THIRSTY HOE
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Exo Conversation XXXX
Chanyeol: Man... I just want to do Kai like homework.
Kyungsoo: What
Chanyeol: Just slam him onto the desk and do him all night long.
Suho: DRINK SOME WATER YOU THIRSTY HOE
just leader things #598
Junmyeon: [on the phone with Taeyong] see I knew you got this leader thing under control. I’m so proud of you
Taeyong: [watching the dreamies threaten Doyoung with a plastic fork as he’s trying to make them take a shower, Johnny and Ten attempting to break up the fight with a fire extinguisher, Mark lying face down on the floor, the rookies witnessing it all and recording everything]
Taeyong: [takes a sip of vodka from a water bottle]
Taeyong: mhmm yeah. let me call you back-
Carat: It’s time to wake up, mon.
Monbebe: 5 more minutes…
Carat, smiling softly: 5 more minutes *snuggles up to Monbebe*
* * *
Exo-l: It’s time to wake up.
Army: 5 more minutes…
Exo-l: *Sharpening knife* Maybe you misheard me
*double date*
baekhyun and chanyeol: *both reach for the chicken at the same time. Their fingers touch*
*looks into each others eyes* [this magic moment plays]
-from the next seat-
jongin and kyungsoo: *both reach for the chicken at the same time. Their fingers touch*
Jongin: Get the fuck off my chicken.
i can’t believe e'dawn really isn’t in fucking pentagon anymore i am heart broken
EXO - TEMPO
Pentagon’s true vocal line
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Hongseok: Bisexuals are so salty.
E'Dawn: At least we are seasoned you bland casserole.
I have dedicated a star to Yan An.
I did this with him, myself and all others that have been, are currently or know someone who is struggling with their health, physically or mentally, in mind. May our star Yan An in the constellation Scorpio serve as a reminder that we need to be patient, kind and understanding towards others and ourselves. Healing takes time after all. May our star Yan An boost your spirits and soothe your minds.
Some people might find this too sentimental or even perhaps empty symbolism, but I have first-hand experience to tell you that some people are in dire need of something like this. Something almost tangible as a reminder or aid.
May you be forever growing. As a person, as a friend.
#yananishealing #healingtakestime #ourstaryanan
- Dani
Pentagon Conversation III
Wooseok: Hyung, are you angry more often because short people are closer to hell?
Jinho: *looks up*
Rest of Pentagon: He done fuck up.
Yuto: So do you like to speak Japanese?
Wooseok: Well, I mean, I'm Korean so I don't really speak any-
Yuto: Because if you do, I will sleep with you right now.
Wooseok, loudly: Mitsubishi! Toyota!
Wooseok: *Hears bang*
Wooseok: *Picks up Jinho and Kino*
Wooseok: YUTO GRAB ALL THE SMALL ONES FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS!
im WHEEZING
Hongseok: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Jinho: Awwww babe
Hyojong: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Hwitaek: ...Thanks.
Pentagon Conversation II
Kino: Hyung, what's the furthest you've gone with a girl?
Yanan: *smiles brightly* I once went to Thailand with my mom!
Kino:
Kino: Right
*Hui & Kino in the car together*
Kino: Hyung, can we go get Slurpees?
Hui: No.
Kino:Fine, I’ll just call Hyojong’s new girlfriend Hyuna, maybe she’ll get us slurpees.
Hui, slamming his hand on the wheel:ALRIGHT LET’S GO GET SLURPEES.