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yoongi: so how was everyone's day?

namjoon: I spent a whole 15 minutes searching for my phone in the car today

yoongi: did you find it?

namjoon: I used it as flashlight

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[preparing dinner]

Namjoon: *making mashed potatoes* I feel like you don’t trust my cooking

Yoongi: *also making mashed potatoes* don’t be silly

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Namjoon: Why is your tongue blue?

Hoseok: *Remembers how Namjoon told him specifically not to eat sprinkles straight out of the container with a spoon*

Hoseok: I decided to see what paint tasted like.

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yoongi: see this? This is my "I don't care" face

jungkook: that's just your normal face

yoongi: I know

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Jin: HEY HEY-

Jimin, whispering: Shhhhh. Jungkook’s sleeping.

Jin, whispering: Sorry.

Jimin, whispering: What’s up?

Jin, whispering: There’s a fire.

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Taehyung: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Namjoon: It’s Yoongi’s.

Yoongi: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.

Jungkook, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

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Jin: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Yoongi: Why are you asking me?

Jin: Jungkook was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

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Namjoon: I just want to hear those three little words.

Jimin: I love you.

Namjoon: Try again.

Jimin, grumbling: I will behave.

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Hoseok: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Yoongi: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Hoseok: WHAT?

Yoongi: Goodnight, Hoseok.

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jungkook: i'm not cheap

yoongi: you fixed a hole in your pants with duct tape

jungkook: the good duct tape

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Namjoon: Jungkook, can you do me a favor?

Jungkook: I would literally die for you, but go on.

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Jimin, carrying a large cardboard box: What would you say if I came home with four cats?

Namjoon: ...Jimin, what’s in the box?

Jimin:

Namjoon: Tell me what’s in the box.

Jimin:

Jimin: I think you know.

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jimin: the camera's on but it's like... it can't see me

yoongi: well that's your worst nightmare isn't it

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Yoongi: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?

Hoseok: Of course.

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: UP, Hoseok.

Hoseok: Right, Sorry.

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Jungkook: The word fear is not in my vocabulary!

Namjoon: Maybe not, but it’s in your eyes.

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jimin: i told yoongi his ears turn red when he lies and now i can tell if he's really lying

hoseok: what? how?

jimin: watch this

jimin: yoongi, do you love us?

yoongi, covering his ears with his hands: no

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Yoongi: Yeah, maybe I don’t get “a healthy amount of sleep,” but can other people do this?

Yoongi: [Stands up and blacks out for a second]