I think the biggest reason John pancreas likes the red sniperspy with blue spy being a… creepy weird man towards red sniper
Is because with the skills of a spy it makes him truly terrifying
into the hunted the blu Spys prey
and that is one of my favorite tropes that make me uncomfortable!!
and then you just throw a cute wholesome red sniper and spy relationship on top of that and it’s all better
like continuing the animal type analogy
the red spy would go slow and at snipers pace
not rushing him like offering food to and animal and letting them come to you
showing them kindness until you become best friends
the idea that if he chases the red sniper down
he can make the sniper HIS
I just think it’s an interesting contrast (even if it makes me uncomfortable with… the blue spy xD)
anyways that’s John pancreas thought of the day