*insert "the girl from ipanema" muzak*

claire | she/they | wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[vetchtibbles]

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

[secondclassvines]

“imma be honest, not a fan.”

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[wordproblemapoligist]

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

[nebulasreblogs]

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

[marumicore]

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

[bovineblogger]

(src)

[beemovieerotica]

[3liza]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

[s-a-blotsky]

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

[cultofthepigeon]

*11 scholarship henry voice* ah yes, W for.....wbeer

[biglawbear]

This might be a hot take but I think if I click the button that says "unsubscribe from emails" then I should fucking be unsubscribed from the emails

[cherrydj-l]

shapeshifter wife

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[dorindameddler]

just absolutely annihilated

[idionymon]

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

[screaming-weevil]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.

Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.

Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.

[robin-the-robo]

Minigolf course-ass house

[bluewizardnonesense]

I need this house rendered in 90s cgi to properly encapsulate it

[animentality]

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.