Richard Papen

It's Richard I guess?

[judypooveysworld]

Just got accused of distributing drugs by campus police at around six pm today after the party and then successfully lied to them about them being stuff for stitching the costumes up but they’re on the radar now looking for someone to blame

Lying is very addicting and I feel like I pulled a Freaky Friday with Richard (sorry Richard but hey at least you’re good at it) though personally I’d like to be in Mean Girls more

[john-richard-papen]

Well what a horrible time for me to find out. I've only just gotten more stuff. Far more than I could get rid of by myself incase of a room search.

Want to go to the Burger King parking lot later? Bring whoever else, I don't really care, I just want to get all of it off my hands just incase.

[john-richard-papen]

Richard, in regards to your reblog about being easy and asking if anybody wants you, that is an exceptionally dangerous thing to announce publicly. Anyone could take advantage of the fact you are 'easy', as you say.

Fortunately for you, I arrived first before anyone else took you upon this bizarre request.

You worry too much, Henry. I find the chances of anyone taking it so seriously to be low, if not close to zero.

Anyone other than you, of course. But I can't say I'm all that upset that you've found it of all people.

You know my door is always open.

[judypooveysworld]

Why is Camilla always writing in her little notebooks and looking at other people I don’t get it if u don’t wanna engage with someone or fuck them why are you staring at them so intensely this is crazy

[john-richard-papen]

Really, I wish you wouldn't speak of her so harshly.

[the-rayburn]

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

[john-richard-papen]

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

[the-rayburn]

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

[john-richard-papen]

Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[the-rayburn]

what’s that mean

[john-richard-papen]

You haven't noticed? Bun's a bit of a klepto. He'd probably take it regardless of the carving.

[the-rayburn]

no no we’re best buds he’d never steal from me

[john-richard-papen]

If it makes you feel better, then sure.

[the-rayburn]

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

[john-richard-papen]

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

[the-rayburn]

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

[john-richard-papen]

Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[the-rayburn]

what’s that mean

[john-richard-papen]

You haven't noticed? Bun's a bit of a klepto. He'd probably take it regardless of the carving.

[the-rayburn]

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

[john-richard-papen]

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

[the-rayburn]

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

[john-richard-papen]

Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[v1ktorian]

anyone want me I'm easy

[the-rayburn]

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

[john-richard-papen]

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

[john-richard-papen]

It seems I've lost my coat.

Anyone seen it? The brown tweed one.

It has..important things in there. I'd rather you dropped it off at my room.

[john-richard-papen]

cubitum eamus? (johncest)

I don't know how @umbraetlux would feel about that.

[v1ktorian]

I'm tired of reaching out. if you think I'm romantically attractive it's your turn

[umbraetlux]

Dinner with @john-richard-papen.

[john-richard-papen]

It was delightful, Henry, thank you for inviting me.

Say, I think I left something over at yours. You wouldn't mind dropping by when you're free to return it to me, right?

[umbraetlux]

Certainly. Although, if I am being honest, I was hoping I wouldn't need an excuse to see you again.

[john-richard-papen]

Oh.

Well, of course, you don't need an excuse to see me at all. I'm almost always free, Henry. And if I'm not, I could make the time for you.

[john-richard-papen]

Went out this morning.

Stoked it's starting to warm up, now. I was getting tired of the cold, really. The heating system is horrible in Monmouth.

[the-rayburn]

fantastic pic of @john-richard-papen taken by yours truly 🍃

@ france hang this shit up in the louvre look how beautiful that j is. Hampden hasn’t seen better ‼️

[john-richard-papen]

Christ, when did you take that? I don't remember that at all, and considering I look to be shirtless, dont think I want to. I think something I had last night was laced with something stronger..

I suppose it does look good, though.

[the-rayburn]

nothing I gave you was laced buddy that was pure unfiltered aura. and I have a ton here:

you look wet in that last one so? maybe you were caught in the rain and were drying your clothes or something

[john-richard-papen]

I wish I'd known you liked to take photos without me realising. Atleast you're good at it, I suppose.

And I remember that last photo vaguely. Got caught in the rain on the way back from a party.

[the-rayburn]

fantastic pic of @john-richard-papen taken by yours truly 🍃

@ france hang this shit up in the louvre look how beautiful that j is. Hampden hasn’t seen better ‼️

[john-richard-papen]

Christ, when did you take that? I don't remember that at all, and considering I look to be shirtless, dont think I want to. I think something I had last night was laced with something stronger..

I suppose it does look good, though.

[umbraetlux]

Dinner with @john-richard-papen.

[john-richard-papen]

It was delightful, Henry, thank you for inviting me.

Say, I think I left something over at yours. You wouldn't mind dropping by when you're free to return it to me, right?

[john-richard-papen]

Hello, Richard. We haven't hung out one on one for a while. Would you like to come over for dinner? I can buy your favourite wine. I would use an emoji but they terrify me.

Sure, Henry, I'd love to. What time, and when? And yeah, I don't get the craze about emojis either.

[umbraetlux]

Wonderful. This evening, around seven o'clock if you're available? I should warn you in advance that Bunny has already tried to invite himself. I declined on your behalf.

[john-richard-papen]

Seven works for me.

As for Bunny, are you sure he won't come by anyways?

Not that anything will be interrupted other than the dinner, of course, but it will still be a nuisance to deal with.

Ooc: lets try this again huh...I'll kms if I keep posting on the wrong account fml..humbling 🥹

[umbraetlux]

Richard, if Bunny arrives uninvited, I shall refuse to answer the door. You are more pleasant company.

[judypooveysworld]

Word of advice you shouldn’t be posting about your date publicly it’s like sticking out invitations to everyone to come crash and steal the good snacks!!!

It happened to me once I can confirm when I was on a date I had a friend who did this but it was ok cause I got drunk as hell and Cloke helped me and he doesn’t try anything weird @the-rayburn

This is for Richard not henry he can sulk or whatever

[john-richard-papen]

Date?

It's not a date, Judy. We're friends catching up, that's it.

What makes you think I'm gay?

[judypooveysworld]

Okay whatever you say. Have you seen Bunny?

[john-richard-papen]

Not in a second, actually.

Why? Has something happened?

[judypooveysworld]

Yes!!! He owes me 80$ the little rat scurried out before he could pay the bill but I do know where his house is in Connecticut and don’t think for a second I wouldn’t use it and I put all of my money for Cloke’s stash in that hangout if it helps knowing the diabolical crime

possibly meet up later after henry? Don’t bring him if u do I’ll bring a weapon and a can of perfume to make him look like less of a dead poet

You can bring him maybe if it helps getting Bunny back here and that’s a BIG ‘IF’ until then I will leave u alone

[judypooveysworld]

ugh typical Bunny. RIP to my 80 bucks. but okay deal I’ll just come over to the dorms later, stay conscious until then Papen! and we are absolutely debating the henry thing when I get there because you are blind (and I still think Henry is sketchy but I’ll let it slide for now)

[john-richard-papen]

Well, alright, see you then Judy. Sorry about the 80 dollars.