cloke

okay FINE but if you fall asleep again I’m giving you a forced t break. you can’t keep taking my bed from me

kissedfawns

unhooked my bra and a bunch of glitter fell to the floor

#cloke rayburn #tsh rp blog

@judypooveysworld sounds like something you would say

is France a real place be honest guys. Laforgue treats it like Neverland and it’s starting to freak me out a little

reallifedakimakura

sorry I can’t make it tonight I’m too busy gettn high by myself

eyfrey

“who got you smiling like that” weed bro, I’m high as fuck

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

what’s that mean

You haven't noticed? Bun's a bit of a klepto. He'd probably take it regardless of the carving.

no no we’re best buds he’d never steal from me

I just walked by a Nude Greek statue in the museum and giggled and Henry shushed me and I didn’t even realize he was fucking here

he’s literally everywhere man, I was in Commons the other day quoting some etymology bs out loud for my English lit presentation and he came out of nowhere and corrected me on the Greek pronunciation.

When I got to Commons there were like three people there. where did he come from

There is a very big possibility also that the Greek class is probably making clones of themselves don’t ask me why I’m just the messenger

That’s terryifing literally he has done this so many times where is campus police

So why am I not allowed to laugh at pornographic statues!! Next time I’m walking by the Greek class I’m going to deliberately read the wrong Greek and ouhh that was embarrassing in the museum I look back and he’s gone

ooh that’s rough big guy. and look conveniently they’re gone when they need to be there. it’s sickening. I don’t know how richie doesn’t go crazy

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

what’s that mean

bunnycorcs

Inspiration struck this old Man in the dead of night. Motivated by the sheer Magnetude of ideas flooding my brain, i flung myself out of bed and began Inventing genius Machines.

Pretty clever if i do say so myself dont you think

Yours,

Bun

I couldn’t sleep last night because of this man

bunnycorcs

Your a Witness to my genius Cloke Old soak

can you do your genius at, I don’t know, noon instead of 4am

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

Have you checked the common room yet? I'd be quick to, or Bun might nick it. If he hasn't already, that is.

#cloke rayburn #tsh rp blog

thanks man. Bunny wouldn’t steal it, my name’s carved right on it he’d have to know it’s mine ‼️

URGENT ‼️‼️‼️ has anyone seen my walkman I need it NOW

#cloke rayburn #tsh rp blog

I just walked by a Nude Greek statue in the museum and giggled and Henry shushed me and I didn’t even realize he was fucking here

#cloke rayburn #henry winter #tsh rp blog

When I got to Commons there were like three people there. where did he come from

a-m1dnight-dreary

My favourite hc is that Richard is actually such an uncanny-valley person to everyone else around him because of his eyes. Like when someone meets him at first he’s fine: nice, a bit shy, maybe a bit quirky, but he’s like any other guy. And then when they start noticing him from a distance, he’s so uncanny. He has a slouch, how he answers to things, how he reacts, which are all fairly just weird. But it’s his eyes. He has this perpetual widened empty stare, with the dark pupils framed by the white of his eyes. And even when he smiles or does any other expression with the rest of his face, his eyes just stare. They don’t move, they don’t emote with the rest of him. It’s the reason why the Greek class was so drawn to him, yet there’s still that underlying unsettling feeling he gives off that makes them squirmish

v1ktorian

I'm tired of reaching out. if you think I'm romantically attractive it's your turn

the richards are multiplying

fantastic pic of @john-richard-papen taken by yours truly 🍃

@ france hang this shit up in the louvre look how beautiful that j is. Hampden hasn’t seen better ‼️

Christ, when did you take that? I don't remember that at all, and considering I look to be shirtless, dont think I want to. I think something I had last night was laced with something stronger..

I suppose it does look good, though.

nothing I gave you was laced buddy that was pure unfiltered aura. and I have a ton here:

you look wet in that last one so? maybe you were caught in the rain and were drying your clothes or something

I wish I'd known you liked to take photos without me realising. Atleast you're good at it, I suppose.

And I remember that last photo vaguely. Got caught in the rain on the way back from a party.

thanks man I’ve been getting into photography lately

and yeah maybe that’s why you were shirtless? you were definitely up there in the clouds is all I know

dorm got raided again this is such bull 🫩 why would I even be so stupid to keep my stash there anyways ‼️

umbraetlux

Out of curiosity, where do you hide this stash? Asking for a friend.

that’s gonna cost you some green, big guy. this stash doesn’t come free

umbraetlux

Of course not, Cloke. Maybe we could meet before Richard and I have dinner and I could give you some cash?

Cloke you didn’t hide it in the dormitory closet shelves again or your personal bag? Oh Lord, last time you tried that Professor Laforge was standing right there by your stuff after class, looking all confused and suspicious, like he was about to seriously go through it

And I saw exactly what was poking out of your bag. I mean, it was completely obvious it was the stash. I managed to distract him though that last time and got to kick your bag under the bench, when he wasn’t looking he can barely focus on shit anymore ‼️

(dont worry, I didn’t try the classic seductive message. just spilled coffee over my papers and he got so upset I thought he might be having a fit!!)

Did you end up giving him some of the stash before his dinner with Richard? You have to save some of the good stuff

absolutely NOT I did not do that ‼️‼️ that french guy is so freaky it’s like he has a nose for it, I swear man. Well anyways thank you for distracting him, I’ll pay you back big time

I’m not dealing with another lecture from him honestly

and yeah yeah I did. plenty of good stuff to go around, don’t stresssss 🙂‍↕️

Wait wait wait wait since when is Henry ur big guy now?? Am I the only one who remembers what he did to Spike and that other guy I swear you guys have brain damage or short term memory loss he grows like a thousand feet when he’s mad I thought we hated him

And thank you

Somehow I literally cannot imagine Henry high that made me crack up!!!!