johnatherium

\\\ he/him // 25 \\ paleontologist // into bunnies \\ public lands enjoyer // natural history \\ some sort of horse or centaur perhaps ///

[johnatherium]

a breast in the hand is worth two in her bush

[johnatherium]

fools gold? nah man, looks like real gold to me. because of the color

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[johnatherium]

yea dude im like 1000% sure this is the right tree. maybe im just not barking loud enough

[mammalianmammals]

Cottontail Rabbits in combat!!! - TX, USA

photograph by Hector D. Astorga

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

immediately and deeply obsessed with any mammal that adapts into the Sneefling Snorfer niche

Black and rufous sengi - Rhynchocyon petersi

Aardvark - Orycterops afer

Western long-beaked echidna - Zaglossus bruijnii

Star-nosed mole - Condylura cristata

Giant anteater - Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Russian desman - Desmana moschata

Short-beaked echidna - Tachyglossus aculeatus

[johnatherium]

i found out i was a woman when i got way too high and watched Watership Down

[littleguysdaily]

[johnatherium]

dont want to get off my high horse, i can see farther + its fun

[inatungulates]

Pronghorn Antilocapra americana

Observed by aydenburd, CC BY

[cabbagedotexe]

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[johnatherium]

gotta let my grizzly bear friend know his cave collapsed, call that my bear to burden

[johnatherium]

there are not enough freaks around!! everyone get weirder NOW!!!!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers