Lift. Aim. Wipe. Repeat.
Honestly, how hard is it? The toilet seat is not glued down. It’s not a 50kg weight. It’s a hinge. A hinge! Yet somehow, some men treat it like an unsolvable puzzle. They march in, spray like a busted garden hose, and then walk away as if the mess magically evaporates. Spoiler: it doesn’t. The next person has to deal with the splash zone, the sticky floor, and the lingering evidence of your…









