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you kiss guys on molly

[kendallspussy]

alex. she/they 🥀 terfs fuck off. free palestine

following for @worldcupofficial @naomiosakas @thorgrensven @emiliaromagnagp

[thetwilightgarden]

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[warmfuzzyphoto]

1978

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[uroko]

by: 王企鹅在园林 

[ohnonotlove]

gimme.

(from https://www.facebook.com/FarmersPal)

[adonischildsupportcase]

[anocana]

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

[archipithecus]

@the-warlock-syndicate

#gollum on the cuck rock

[slutstarlet]

[perriaeyjeve]

[anglaised]

60% of ur adult life is just groceries and interior design

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[endofeva1997]

Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? Her early work really captures the essence of mentally fraught young womanhood, but she truly came into her own voice with Electra Heart. Some dislike its more pop-oriented direction, but I think the album is fantastic. 

[forlorngarden]

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck