John Constantine

ooc- RP account

[johncon]

Magic is the Greatest Profanity

Name: Constantine. Don't call me John unless you want to be hexed. Age: 23 Height: 183 centimeters (6'0" for you Americans) Weight: 72 kg (158 lb) Band: Mucous Membrane (we do gigs!) I'm just out of uni and aiming to have some fucking fun in this joint, so let's make some noise and have a smoke or a drink, yeah? Married, in an open polycule. ooc- blanket warning for the blog, given the source material Constantine is from. NSFW will be tagged as such, see Con's list of kinks at the bottom.

Kinks below the readmore. Feel free to ask for definitions or about something not listed, worst I can do is say no.

Amaurophilia Anal Auralism Bondage Brat Taming Breathplay Bukkake Car Sex CNC Cockwarming Corsetry DP Edging Electrostimulation Exhibitionism Facials Gags Glory Holes Grinding Group Sex Hate Sex Hickies Hypnokink Impact Play Intox Katoptronophilia Knotting Medical Play Melolagnia Oral Overstimulation Oviposition Petplay Primal Play Sex Machines Shower Sex Somnophilia Spectrophilia Spitroasting Suspension Tattoos Teasing Temperature Play Tentacles Vampires Vaginal Waxplay Werewolves Zelophilia

[dykg]

thrift store resellers are like if landlords were egirls

[destructions-daughter]

The whole point of writing fascist characters as human beings is that real fascists are also human beings. If you think of fascists as somehow less than human you are falling into the trap of letting their mentality frame your worldview, thus legitimizing their course of action!

When you start looking at fascists as subhuman the debate becomes 'which group is actually subhuman and which is being unfairly maligned?' And personally I'm not fucking comfortable with that question being on the table ever.

[destructions-daughter]

#ADDITIONALLY #it makes recognizing fascist ideology in the people around you so much harder #bc if you know someone as a person #and a fascist isn't a person #then clearly this person can't be a fascist #or have fascist views #they're your colleague or your neighbor or your family member #they are way too human to be fascist

DING DING DING ✅

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[bisexualemmettcullen]

*cuts up the forbidden fruit and eats it with a lil peanut butter*

[bisexualemmettcullen]

*gets exiled from the garden of eden but i still have pb on my fingers and im afraid to ask for a napkin *

[eatsleepdraw]

ok.

find me on <a href=“http://gfp-monster.tumblr.com/”>Tumblr</a> or <a href=“http://matychan.deviantart.com/”>Deviantart</a>

[jacqcrisis]

I think retail workers should get one free annual pass to chokeslam a middle aged white person of their choice

[fish-to-male]

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

[saturnialsapphic]

Once, back when I worked in an LGBTQIA dungeon, I encountered a significantly older person who remarked to me that they hadn’t been to “this type of place” in decades. They struck up a conversation with me and told me how amazing it was to see an openly transexual youth such as myself. I asked them about their experiences with gender and they said “oh, well, I’m a bit male and a bit female. Men’s and women’s clothes, sometimes makeup in a suit, sometime fresh faced in a dress when I’m at home. You know, bisexual” Obv this puzzled me at first until I realized this person was using bisexual in a very, very, literal and old fashioned sense, as in, dual-sexed. Non-binary.

Y’all gotta understand there are generation gaps in the language we use and you open yourself up to a LOT of very interesting stories if you stop blocking off the past.

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[ms-cellanies]

They also don’t belong in government positions either.

[mariamlovesyou]

Bisexuality is when you're masc in the morning and femme in the evening

[johncon]

idk how long i spent not following this forgive meeeee

OOC: All good, heh.

[catchymemes]

[audioexorcisms]

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

[shiftythrifting]

It's time to put away the resin.

[duvetcoat-deactivated20231111]

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

[prokopetz]

Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out because my kinks aren't weirdly specific enough. The folks who get off on the most narrowly contrived scenarios always seem to be having the most fun.

[prokopetz]

People are out there like "I'm a naughty little cube and I need you to tell me my axes of symmetry are cute and multifarious" and having a fantastic time with it, and I'm just over here sucking dick like an idiot.