Desperate, But Not Helpless

The clock strikes midnight in the murder city Sparrow - Adult - they/them 18+ only please ✨batcest beyond this point, don’t like just block✨

[fujobabs]

Tim Drake warrior and I'm fighting on the side of incest

[koncest]

qualification critera for being superboy:

extremely high molestability

idk like superpowers or whatever

[polybatcest]

i hate when people ask me really deep-cut hyper-nuanced wibbly-wobbly impossible-to-answer questions about dc canon, such as "how old are the characters supposed to be"

[polybatcest]

wanna be clear too this isnt even about characters like bart or kon who have complicated ages due to speedster stuff/cloning/whatever. like yeah ok those are objectively weird situations but BECAUSE they're weird the comics do at least tend to clearly spell out whats going on. both impulse 95 and yj98 clearly spell out multiple times that bart is chronologically 3 but physically/mentally 15 because his speeding accelerated his age and he was raised in vr. ok makes sense. now explain to me how the fuck old tim drake is supposed to be in current canon

[polybatcest]

(@sentient-stove) ok you know what. dc's infamous lack of age continuity leading to the implication that 17 year old tim drake snuck into a bar with his boyfriend so they could illegally drink together is actually fantastic specifically because every single part of that sentence would make chuck dixon physically explode with rage

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[arcade-confetti]

I'm so obsessed with what this comic had to tell us about the neck on Jason's Red Hood suit. Really opened my eyes to the potentials I'd missed before. He can open it up discowing style...

[steelydanyaoi]

whats the fuckwhat makes this guy so fucking special

[batslovebirds]

BruDick doodle 🦇🕊 by xylo_bee (2021)

Artwork posted with the artist's permission. Please do not reupload or repost it anywhere else.

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[ssongbirddoodles]

Vampire Dick clinging to Jason's titties owo hyper realistic bat symbol

[guerrahilarante]

a happy tim

[poefyo]

[polybatcest]

oh, my god; oh, mercy me!

Rating: E Relationships: Ruthye Marye Knoll/Kara Zor-El, Clark Kent & Kara Zor-El Additional Tags: Codependency, Past Alcoholism, Unhealthy Relationships

Summary:

“I’m concerned,” Clark finally said. “About your relationship with Ruthye.” “Why?” Kara frowned. “Ruthye and I get along great. She’s a good kid, I like hanging out with her.” Kara leaned back and let an irreverent grin spread across her face. “No offense, but… she’s kinda my best friend.” “She’s thirteen.” “Uh, yeah, I know how old Ruthye is.” Kara rolled her eyes. To Krypto on the ground before her, she stage-whispered, “This guy, right?” “Kara,” Clark snapped. “Ruthye told me you two have been sharing a bed. Is that true?”

-> Read on AO3

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[moltensin]

Deeply dangerous for me to see jokes about Tim being a DARE kid and being against drugs and underage drinking while Jason straight up offers him beer while they're both underage because then I start thinking about Jaytim dubcon intox kink. Jason pressure that boy into downing a shot. Jason can you hear me you should lean in to kiss him and surprise shotgun him.

[ya2do]

cat bruce

[prettycvnt999]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[orpheuslament]

lets play putting cigarettes out on each other