John Has Gone Undone

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[damselwrites]

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[amphyria]

COLOORRRRRRRRRR

[stormcrawler75]

Oh my friend, you just helped me greatly.

[spaceofmischief]

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[henamyung]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[mischiefthewitchy]

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

[pr1nceshawn]

How Did They Get That Shot?

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[heartbreak-pudding]

excuse me while i write the novel 

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[mayahan]

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

[spicy-season]

So creative

[nintendocafe]

Nintendo Switch Presentation

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Im in tears

[lovequenterius-deactivated20221]

Crine 😭

[rodger8866-deactivated20170220]

This the best shit there’s hope for 2017 after all 😭😭😭

[iconicbaits]

I almost shit on myself

[toproblematic-deactivated202206]

I love these

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so focused. (via saraboulos)

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

This is so pure

[overpricedvodka]

The CMAs got their ratings...and then deleted Beyonce from their social media.

So I just took a stroll on over to their Twitter account for the Country Music Association, and sure enough, there’s no mention of Beyonce (or the Dixie Chicks) anywhere.  The coverage of last night’s show is very comprehensive, with photos of each winner (as they should have) and either gifs or video clips or tweets of every performance.

No mention of Beyonce.

So then I went over to CMA World, which is the main page for the Country Music Association.  I read all of their press releases about the CMAs, but they were mostly focused on the winners.  There was mention of Tim McGraw’s performance and Little Big Town’s performance, so I wasn’t really surprised Beyonce hadn’t been recognized.

So then I went over to the webpage for the actual CMA Awards because they have a list of all of the performers and presenters.

No mention of Beyonce.

So they just used the biggest pop star on the planet to give them a ratings boost in the face of the World Series because a lot of their viewing audience was siphoned off by that game.  They filled in the extra space with the Beyhive and then pretended nothing ever happened because their ignorant fanbase got all up in their feelings about it.  Mind you, Beyonce did not ask to perform – they came to her because “Daddy Lessons” is a great song…and they knew she was ratings gold.  They asked her and then she asked if she could bring the Dixie Chicks with her.  There’s no mention of the Dixie Chicks on any of ther sites either, but country music still hates them.  The only reason they were there at all is because Beyonce – the invited guest they’re now ignoring – wanted to have them there.  Natalie Maines thought she’d never perform on that stage again and only did so because Beyonce asked them to.  That’s the power of Beyonce.  And I can’t believe the Country Music Association scrubbed any mention of her from their social media after the fact.

No wait, yes I can.  The CMAs are definitely Donald Trump’s America.  Brown people are to be used, but not respected.  All of this is why I’ve never been to a country music concert and why I vet my country music artists in a way that I rarely vet other musicians.  Before I listen to your album, I have to see where you are on the table of equality and in how close proximity you are to racism, bigotry, and feathered bangs.

Why are some white folks just so nasty and rude?  I truly don’t understand what we did to Fox News Whites to make them so hateful all the damn time.  You aging like buttermilk because your spirit is sour.  Get right.

[autohaste]

What kind of slavery teas

[ratboypuppy]

imagine your otp

[just-a-cabbage]

God I love this one

[britneyxchavez]

[lifes-shit-basically]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[weavemama]

SOMEOME SPRAY PAINTED THE MUTE SIGN ON DONALD TRUMPS STAR LMAO

[johnhasgoneundone]

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A STAR?

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[crystallizedtwilight]

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

[ladykaty]

DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

[lushthemagicdragon]

ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

[theproblematicblogger]

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker