You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.
Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now.
It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.
So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.
I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.
Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose
Halloween Moose is one of the holiday cryptid group that Sasha the Christmas Tiger belongs to.
