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This is the day when “nothing happens to me” turned into “something happened to me”
The “Abduction” of Aziraphale
(parody repaint of The Abduction of Europa by Jean-François de Troy)
Playing a “damsel in distress” and getting away from your annoying bosses? What else could Aziraphale want!
trying to write a comment on an awesome fic is really hard
[GO]”Cheers to the world”
night view from the London Eye 🎡
[GO]慈悲と愛 / mercy and love
48 Shades of Lightning Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)
So apparently bonding over mutual hate is such an effective way to start a friendship
It happened much more frequently than you thought :D
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.
Give me your tea
Oh, that sounds like fun!
LGBTQ+ Fics
LGBTQ STUFF
Sherlock Comes Out as Gay
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/163611804303/do-you-know-any-fics-where-sherlock-comes-out-to
John Comes Out
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246154913/can-you-recommend-any-fics-where-john-finds-it
John Comes Out- Part 2
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/161237326228/john-comes-out-part-2
John & Sherlock get Outed
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152275638988/do-you-know-any-fics-with-the-reactions-of
John is Gay Fics
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152000318932/do-you-know-of-any-non-hetero-non-bi-john-fics-i
John Was “Straight” Before Sherlock
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/155358970798/hey-i-am-just-dying-for-some-johnlock-fics
John in Denial After Sex with Sherlock
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/160034672443/do-u-have-any-fic-recs-for-john-and-sherlock-have
Sherlock is Flamboyant
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/156331970773/sherlock-is-flamboyant
John is Flamboyant
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/179538881048/do-you-have-any-flamboyant-john-fics
Modern Homophobia
http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/158517393228/heya-how-are-you-i-hope-youre-doing-well
I’m the widow of a drug dealer, I own property in central London, and for the last bloody time, John, I am not your housekeeper.
Your landlady, your friend, your loyal supporter, your should-have-been-my mum, the Queen of Baker Street 💗❤️❤️ (Have I ever mentioned I love Mrs H?)
first time fics?
Heya nonny, here are some older classic fics with wonderful “first times.”
Johnlock - First Time
26 Pieces by Lanning, 28 k, explicit.Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle boxcontaining a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.
Hittingthe Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy, 30 k, explicit.A beautiful lyrical piece of heaven. John agrees to pose as Sherlock’s date ona week-long birthday trip for Mummy Holmes with Mycroft in tow for comicrelief. They explore the Hebrides islands of Scotland touring ruins andbird-watching. Amid the beautiful, haunting scenery, John finally admits how hefeels about Sherlock.
A Study in Intimacy bydoodle, 5 k, teen. People don’t touch Sherlock Holmes, not like they touchother people. Then he meets John Watson.
State of Flux by Atiki, 24 k, explicit.John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street,where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant,and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many FirstTimes happen.
Acceptable Behaviour by bbcatemysoul, 3k, mature. Sherlock isn’t really sure why John wants to shag him, but he’scertain that if he’s careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuadedto keep doing it. In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is anidiot.
echoes through time by chellefic, 21 k,explicit. (Meta story that crosses Victorian and Modern Holmes and Watson.) Mummysends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter theway John and Sherlock see themselves and one another.
Amenable by Resonant, 6 k,explicit. You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.
Let’s Make a Bed Out inthe Rain by theimprobable1,17 k, mature. John is devastated after his long-term girlfriend leaves him.Sherlock helps him through it, neither of them quite sure what they are doing.
Over Fathoms Deep by bittergreens, 295 k +WIP, explicit. Historical AU. When the youngest son of the aristocratic Holmesfamily is shipped off to sea in an attempt to cure him of his poor temper andbad manners, he fully expects to spend a long tedious voyage as miserable asever. What he does not count on is having his heart stolen by the strappingyoung crewman, John Watson.
To Light Another’s Path by BeautifulFiction,129 k, explicit. Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but whenSherlock falls ill and submits himself to John’s care, will he realise thatthere is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is amurder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice hisown health for the sake of the case.
Given In Evidence by verityburns, 97 k,mature. Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a newcase on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing… rebuilding a friendshipquite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same…
Home by Resonant, 3 k,explicit. For some reason, Sherlock asks John to move out. Thankfully, he stillcalls him for cases. WOWS. This was right in the feels.
The Moment PleasantlyFrightful by teahigh(orphan_account), 17 k, mature. Sherlock doesn’t kiss him all at once. He takesJohn apart, piece by piece, until there’s nothing left of him.
Crocodiles and Cannibals andPutting Things in Sherlock’s Hair by Linpatootie. 5 k, explicit. Thelads dance around the subject, but finally have sex. Wowzers. So sweet. (3rd in“Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please” universe)
Have you seen the news articles about series 5 being released in 2022? I kinda think it’s fake because there’s no sources or official announcements anywhere, and it’s not the first result when you google ‘Sherlock’ but just wanted to let you know if you haven’t seen it already, and wondering what your opinion is?
LOL LOL LOL That’s freaking hilarious because not more than a week ago I mentioned that I didn’t think we would see anything until at least 2023 because Martin would be filming Black Panther 2 in 2022.
To answer your question, no I haven’t seen them, but I’m guessing their estimation is based on the same fucking research _I_ did, that is: iMDB. Except apparently I did more than the writers in that regard. Everyone always forgets about Martin, erf.
In my personal opinion, if it’s NOT official, coming from either directly Sue Virtue, Moffat, Gatiss, Pinewood Studios, or the BBC, I ain’t believing it at all. Any “news” source that “reports” it before them are literally just spouting clickbait because Sherlock still gets sites views. Why do you think Mofftiss won’t confirm or deny S4 was the end, or keep saying they have S5 already written? Because they’re still banking on its popularity for their real life TFP – errr I mean Escape Room.
So yeah, don’t put too much stock into anything until you hear it officially from BBC at least, since they’re the ones that commission the show and then set the slot availability into their schedules. There’s lots of rumours going around, but until then, that’s all they are.
I read somewhere that having done sherlock and dracula mark gattiss had set his sights on frankenstein. which seems quite credible to me.
ps. this originally autocorrected gattiss to fatties
swissmissing said: Moffat debunked this on Twitter: https://twitter.com/markgatiss/status/1221806223231782919?s=21
CHEERS, @swissmissing!
And Thanks for the heads up @radclyffe1. And you had me giggle LOL.
So yeah, not happening this year guys.
Hmm. Gatiss said no, and as we know EVERYBODY RUNNING THAT SHOW LIES. So yeah. S5 should be out next week.
I keed, I keed. I will believe there’s S5 when I’ve seen all the episodes with my own eyeballs.
swissmissing said: Sorry I said it wrong it wasn’t Moffat it was Gatiss but the point still stands.
becauseitiswhatitis added: There won’t be a season 5.
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@daziechane Well, to be fair, they ARE known for lying all the goddamned time, but in this instance, yeah, literally no one associated with the show is talking about it, so in this case I believe it.
@becauseitiswhatitis I’m toeing that line myself. I still have a bit of hope, but not holding my breath. :P
easiestdecisionofmylife said: yall the show is over stop it
Maybe so, but there’s no need to go around shitting on people who hope for it. There’s no harm in having a bit of fun and enjoying your time here on Tumblr and in fandom. There’s no need for gatekeeping / policing other people’s way of enjoying their time in fandom.
dreamingbrownie said: Am I the only one who doesn’t WANT a season 5? Season 3 was okay-ish but paled in comparison to 1 and 2, season 4 was complete bullshit and the actors themselves seemed pretty fucking uncomfortable with the way things were handled. Thank you, good Sirs, I do not want a repeat.
As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve a weird morbid curiosity in seeing how they’re going to do S5 (are they going to just continue in the vein of S4, or retcon it or just act like nothing is wrong?), but I’m not going to be overly upset if it never comes to fruition. That’s what fandom is for; it’s produced amazing content to soothe the soul :)
But yeah, no one associated with it seem interested at all.
sarahthecoat added: ONLY if and when the BBC says something, is it reliable. Not mofftiss, not click bait, only the bbc.
Oh, I absolutely agree. BBC are the ones who distribute it, so until we hear from them, DIRECTLY, then I’m not believing anything.
@dreamingbrownie I don’t want S5 neither. S1 was very good, S2 was good, S3 was bad and I don’t even consider S4 worthy of any rating. In my opinion every season was worse than its predecessor so I really really hope they don’t make a new one.
Scenes without background music: the carriage scene
GET THIS AWAY FROM ME
Is it bad that I find John’s voice so sexy in this?
But just close your eyes for the first 30 seconds and it’s just pure porn
First of all, yes, if you close your eyes, or look away for the first 30 seconds of this audio they are having sex and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Second of all, I have always had some kinda issue or feeling, or something when Sherlock says “… future with Mary.” and John… the way he starts talking before Sherlock even finishes that line, the way he turns and looks at Sherlock and points at him and his bloody face when he says “I know.”
I dunno, every time I see that little part it bothers me somehow, like something else is being said there. I swear it looks, sounds and feels like so much regret is poured into those two little words. Bah, ignore me. Just rambling at this point.
Nothing wrong with how sexy John’s voice is in this.
Though I did giggle a bit when Sherlock says ‘sorry’.
Like he came to early and John might get pissed.