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This is my SFW blog. Posting mainly Sherlock, Johnlock & Good Omens along with fluffy & cute things. If you want my porn blog, you’ll find it on this-is-my-very-porny-blog

[lookitsstevie]

happy filming starting day : )

[quakerjoe]

[helloliriels]

JUST THE TWO OF US AGAINST THE WORLD - by helloliriels

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[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

[yurious-george]

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

[dawnbutterfly]

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

[kendrysaneela]

I love malicious compliance

[sunrisedespair]

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

[freekbugg]

[homunculus-argument]

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

[sindri42]

I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).

[spectral-cervid]

This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.

[jadewolf-writes]

Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!

I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed.  Good boy.

[thehappyfangirl]

I’m so glad that other people recognize Jed’s talent - he was an amazing animal actor. I love him and Bart the Bear so much.

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

Absolutely fantastic, you funky little pigeon

[tikkety-tok]

[jacine-the-queen]

Transphobes can die mad 🤷🏻

[femmesweetheart]

A closer look because these ladies deserve to be appreciated 💓

[thaumbody]

Transwomen, and transmen go back a lot longer than the 1950s.

For example, a colonial governor of New York, Edward Hyde, Lord Cornbury.

[rin-love-is-green]

I'm write a lot of fanfiction, but I almost always write for myself. Someone ask me why I ship Loki with Tony and Mobius. Maybe, because I want him to be happy and save and it doesn't matter with who he is - as long as he is happy.

Loki is my god. Five years ago, he saved me from depression, from suicidal thoughts. He is my inspiration. There are a lot of dialogues, reflections and almost no sex in my fanfics. I draw domestic fluff and funny scenes because I don't want to hurt him. I can draw scenes of battles or a wounded Loki with his lips sewn shut, but I don't like this. With the task of torturing Loki, Marvel will cope without me.

He deserves to be happy. A quiet life after everything he went through. He deserves a family, loving friends, and possibly, a pet alligator.

[constellatedlove]

will never get over the fact that we can love people despite there being countries between us. we can miss people we’ve never seen in person. we can connect and bond over hundreds of things without ever needing to be in each others physical presence. we can have half the globe between us and love never falters.

[mistysblueboxstuff]

a Loki 🥺

[dance-world]

Stefan Daniel Pichler Goncalvez - photos by Ricky Cohete

[samiaelsaid]

NeSpoon is a Polish artist, born in Warsaw, who mixes the delicacy of lace with the roughness and freedom of urban art

[cumber-porn]

Wow!!

[opticallyaddicted]

Faberge Fractals by Tom Beddard

Former physicist turned artist, Tom Beddard, has created these incredible fractal models with his own software, Tom lives in Scotland.

[cumber-porn]

Wow!!! They’re so beautiful

[thebusylilbird]

me in two weeks after Big Mouse shuts this place down for allowing someone to make money out of fanart of loki getting railed by owen wilson's character:

[larygo]

[cumber-porn]

Holy shit!!

[maxkennedy24]