johnmichaelbaker*

John. 23. Cental New York. I like Drag Race, food, and spooky shit. Positive vibes. I love making new friends. Instagram: @itsjohnbitch

[tumbleblindly]

[theshitneyspears]

The name’s Gunn…

Gia Gunn.

[dream-dog-deactivated20150107]

omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun

[jiggawhat-deactivated20130114]

I CANT BREATHE OFMG 

[amusementforme]

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[issagif]

[yeezy-nation]

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Whoever is making these videos… please… keep making more

[boy-so-pale]

[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

[mitski-miyawakis]

the ending is just something that cannot be guessed. Even those last few seconds!

[turing-tested]

im losing my fucking mind over this video

[babyfairy]

WHAT IS GOING ON?

[muddyrabbitfeet]

Did y’all see Kennedy pull a gun outta his mouth and morph into Lincoln?

[blowjob-bandit]

😧

[mydeddyalabama]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Jason Vorrhees at the end of every Friday the 13th movie

[mxnrique]

me: y’all never gon catch me listening to yeehaw music. miss me with that corny shit

*high horse by kacey musgraves comes on*

me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

MOOD

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.

[chrstopher]

You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted

[jockinthegym]

I’m sweating just watching this.

[fuckyahumor]

she deserves an award

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

guccipoop:

The house of double 0 double 0

I remember watching this video 5 years ago

[fylesliehall]

I adore this woman.

[youmightgetblessed-deactivated2]

this gives being thirsty for water a whole new meaning 

[yuckypearls]

[blackberryshawty]

To be fair like if I were in the same situation as him I would have probably done the same thing lord knows I’ve sucked dick for less

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?

[gonefashion]

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

[mnemophile]

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

[notchaoticiswear]

lgb-bq :’)

[rockonkiri]

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

[darren-fucking-chriss]

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

[kittyit]

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

[girlsmoonsandstars]

god damn it

[radical-f]

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

[cecaeliawitch]

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

[libertybill]

Holy fuck

[konigstigerr]

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

[gaypussyretard]

[klubbhead]

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[yourladyindank]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it

[just-before-our-love-got-lost]

Christ. Everything sucks

[hydro-homies]

It’s the little details that matter

[vampirezigzagoon]

Gaga: I can see you standing there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your

[h0ezil]

Gaga in a star is born: