i've been zoned out since 2014

certified asian-american woman who makes gifs of their favourite comedian.

[theklaud]

[historia424]

“What’s it like to be a history major?”

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[frogmp3]

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

the bar is at the earth’s core 

[jupitercrash]

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

[bogleech]

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

John Mulaney: getting active and continuing consent to make jokes involving his wife onstage, and then proceeds to just talk about how much he looks up to her and how being with her has improved his life in every possible way 

Y’all: BUT THE WORD BITCH WAS INVOLVED SOOOOOO

[fetchthebolts]

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

[stormypaint]

waiting for the gif to load was just "its john mulaney isnt it its john mulaney saying this might as well happen"

[phanchester]

i have opened up messages on all of my blogs as pride month is over! i apologise if this has caused any inconvenience! :))

[kenzie-ann27]

peak stozier

[cheesymovie]

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

[phanchester]

as operation pridefall has already begun, i am turning off dms from anyone i don’t follow!! sorry for the inconvenience - stay safe y’all ❤

[johnmugayney]

i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it

↳ favourite mulaney moments: 2/?

[nessa007]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JAKE AND AMY! 15th May 2018

[amystiago]

best jokes from season 7 (2/?)

[softlenaluthor]

me: come over

andy samberg: i can’t, i’m busy

me: they’re saying that women can’t be funny

andy:

[janinegregory]

[gay-irl]

gay💍irl

[augusst-deactivated20200928]

#same

[dragon-out-of-water]

I’m just gonna post this everywhere and hope he sees this one day.

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television