I just wanted to use the microwave
Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.
Put what back

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@johnny-c-was-here
I just wanted to use the microwave
Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.
Put what back
JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC SENTENCE STARTERS
Issue #1
“I heard a noise.”
“There’s something in the bathroom.”
“Some of this blood is mine.”
“You can’t even imagine the things I’ve endured! And always at the hands of shit like you!”
“What do you think about murder?”
“Movies, books, TV, music – they’re all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!”
“You can wash away every last drop of blood from these walls, but the walls of your mind remain forever stained!”
“I’m wondering if, maybe, there’s something wrong with me.”
Issue #2
“Why are people so… unpleasant?”
“Fuck fear. I have nothing to fear.”
“I envy your conviction.”
“Please. Don’t do this. Don’t kill me. I don’t wanna die.”
“Let me out of here! I’ll be different!”
“You can tell they’re not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face.”
“How is it that you’re so beautiful, and so fucking ugly inside?”
“Why did you want to go out with me?”
“___?___, what are you doing?”
“I don’t want to die like I’ve lived.”
“Wait up, I’m right behind you.”
Issue #3
“You look lost. Are you lost?”
“What’s wrong? Don’t you think that’s funny?”
“Let’s go to a cafe and look like we don’t wanna be there.”
“I thought I was smart enough to handle it.”
“I guess I wasn’t as smart as I thought I was.”
“You’re just plain sick.”
“You think I’m being protected by something?”
“Poisoning our boy’s/girl’s mind with your shit! You offend me!”
Issue #4
“Friends leave. Everything leaves.”
“I’ve relinquished control of my sanity.”
“We think we can live away from what we hate, but are defined by those very things.”
“We become prisoners in our own cages.”
“I’d like to see somebody try to beat me in a hard luck story contest!”
“Do you know how much of this is me and how much is what that thing did to me?”
“I wish someone would just switch me off and… fix me.”
“I’m not happy.”
“Did you hurt somebody? I heard something.”
“You said you called the police – didn’t they do anything?”
“He’s following me. I swear, I can feel him watching me.”
“Have you ever hated someone for making you like them – like them so much… and then wish they would die.”
“I’m leaving.”
“Oops, I’m being unfriendly, aren’t I?”
“I’m through with being used.”
“What do you have set up here for today’s show?”
“Nobody wants you! You’ve chased them all away!”
“You want so much for me to die, why haven’t you just killed me yourself!”
“No! I control me! I control me!”
Issue #5
“Is all that shit on that wall blood?”
“Charming, isn’t it?”
“You probably deserve this.”
“I’m escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they’re not in chains.”
“I… I don’t exactly make friends easily.”
“Being alone isn’t such a bad thing.”
“Shut up! Don’t make me break my foot off in your ass!”
“Fuuuuck! I was so close!”
“Don’t die yet! I have to kick your ass first!”
“You won’t be going anywhere. You’re dying too.”
“You’re lucky. Death will be quick for you.”
Issue #6
“I’m dead, aren’t I?”
“This is taking a little longer than I thought.”
“Stop! You’ll ruin everything!”
“I wonder if you can kill the devil.”
“That sounds… bad.”
“My name isn’t ‘girl’, it’s ___.”
“You use money to buy new cards, to wear impressive clothes, to get popular haircuts. Get it?”
“It won’t hurt at all, though some people say it is the most excruciating thing they’ve ever known.”
“Do I get to keep the coat?”
“What would a boy scout do?”
“I hate these moral dilemmas.”
Issue #7
“Who the hell are you?”
“You don’t know me, but you’ll want to.”
“Why have you been following me?”
“I’m a huge fan of your work!”
“You might want to leave now, as I find your company to be most repellant.”
“Admire me? You shit!”
“I’m the villain in this fucking story!”
“I don’t like myself much.”
“You like this girl, eh?”
“I like you immensely, ___”
“How did you get here?”
“You’re sick, but you’re smart.”
“You’re always a slave to something.”
“I just wanted to say goodbye before leaving.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if I shoved a knife up through the mattress.”
“Who are you talking to? One of your imaginary friends?”
“I really despise my life and you’re a major factor in that.”
“I’m sorry nobody loves you.”
“Don’t worry about him. He’ll be up in a while.”
“It’s easy to be affected by your fears, by your hatred. I don’t want to see that happen to you.”
“I’m going out the window this time, okay? The underground’s tunnel’s gotten a bit thick with corpses.”
“There’s nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it.”
“I can’t say I’m very pleased with where my life is just now… but I can’t help but look forward to where it’s going.”
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he saw you hanging out with heather the other day
things that can save your life:
doctors
firefighters
that one band
having a first-aid kit and your medications on you
not crossing paths with me
Jackie sighed as her eyes glare into the drunk's soul. "HHHHHhhhhheeeyYyy" He said his voice slurred. Jackie sighed and said aggressively, "Goooooodbye" She walked away but not before throwing one of her throwing knives into the man's throat. She fixed her beanie and continued to walk. her expression went from annoyed to a sick grin.
Johnny walked out of the 24-7 store. He sucked on a straw and smiled as the cherry flavor invaded his taste buds. The slight fizz making him smile his eyes closed in pure bliss.
Jackie walked on home, her eyes narrowed. She despised anyone who’d dare come her way, look at her the wrong way or dare even speak to her. She took in a big breath of air and sighed. Her eyes narrowed even more. “FUUUUCK” she thought.
Johnny walked onwards down the street accidentally bumping into someone with his arm. He growled as he looked at the person, his eyes narrowed, yeah just what he needed another thorn in this world.
Jackie sighed as her eyes glare into the drunk's soul. "HHHHHhhhhheeeyYyy" He said his voice slurred. Jackie sighed and said aggressively, "Goooooodbye" She walked away but not before throwing one of her throwing knives into the man's throat. She fixed her beanie and continued to walk. her expression went from annoyed to a sick grin.
Johnny walked out of the 24-7 store. He sucked on a straw and smiled as the cherry flavor invaded his taste buds. The slight fizz making him smile his eyes closed in pure bliss.
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“Hush now. It’s not that bad.”
“I’m only doing this because i love you!”
“Does that gag need to be tighter?”
“Make another sound and I’ll shoot you right here!”
“Have fun chewing your food with no teeth!”
“Is that blindfold too tight?…”
“Stop squirming!”
“Do you want to keep your other eye?!”
“You would NEVER understand my reasoning..”
“Hate is a strong word, but.. It’s not stronger than my steel pipe, is it?”
“I’M PLAYING ANOTHER EPISODE JUST FOR THAT!”
“Don’t be scared.. The cage will eventually feel like home, it’s okay…”
“Cry for me! Beg for me!”
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“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
welcome to tHE BONE ZONE
broccoli pizza
It is your great honor, you will take captain America’s virginity
Cheeseburger
Voldemort’s poisonous cream puffs ™
Jesus Christ it’s …
WHY ARE YOUR KNEES SO LONG!!
Crab dat.
Dort butty.
“You never LISTEN”
“You can fuck lava, but only once.”
The Air Mattress.
Creamy Italian Dream
The Red Carpet Incident
Otakon 2013
“You just pull him aside and say bitch??……??…nah.”
“SEVEN REMIXES!”
“P O L E S Q U A D.”
Break my asshole, Daddy.
I’m Crowning.
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#gays4trump
I want trump to crawl in to my actual ass and wiggly around
heck™
frick™
@renegadebusiness
Oh god, I have more
“Are you telling me, that Bob Saget, the man who played Danny Tanner on Full House, raped and KILLED a girl in 1990?”
“#SAGETGATE Bob Saget did nothing wrong, he was framed by feminists.”
“Aren’t you sad?”
Gee, juice, THREE brands
Oranges
Doug, Heaven Is A Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle sung high pitch and fast, kanye west lyrics, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BB HELP I AM ALONE, Savage, You callin me gay?!
“I went to the moped store, said fuck it”
“RIP Delirious”
Bullet pint
Find a hole and hope for the best.
TweeTweoooo
БукВААААРРРЬ….
PANTY
Raaaaaymond! I NEED you Raymond! @daisyboobear
KILL ME! DADDY BETTER MAKE ME BLEED! I’M A DUMB FUCKER OH YES I AM! I HAVE A MIGHTY NNY-EEEEEED! @keyboard-massacre
I woulda gotten a postcard @johnny-c-was-here
@keyboard-massacre I'll shoot ya.... In the NNYs.. It's my... Happy Noodle... XD I don't bite.... Hard tehehuehue
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