JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC SENTENCE STARTERS
“There’s something in the bathroom.”
“Some of this blood is mine.”
“You can’t even imagine the things I’ve endured! And always at the hands of shit like you!”
“What do you think about murder?”
“Movies, books, TV, music – they’re all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!”
“You can wash away every last drop of blood from these walls, but the walls of your mind remain forever stained!”
“I’m wondering if, maybe, there’s something wrong with me.”
“Why are people so… unpleasant?”
“Fuck fear. I have nothing to fear.”
“I envy your conviction.”
“Please. Don’t do this. Don’t kill me. I don’t wanna die.”
“Let me out of here! I’ll be different!”
“You can tell they’re not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face.”
“How is it that you’re so beautiful, and so fucking ugly inside?”
“Why did you want to go out with me?”
“___?___, what are you doing?”
“I don’t want to die like I’ve lived.”
“Wait up, I’m right behind you.”
“You look lost. Are you lost?”
“What’s wrong? Don’t you think that’s funny?”
“Let’s go to a cafe and look like we don’t wanna be there.”
“I thought I was smart enough to handle it.”
“I guess I wasn’t as smart as I thought I was.”
“You’re just plain sick.”
“You think I’m being protected by something?”
“Poisoning our boy’s/girl’s mind with your shit! You offend me!”
“Friends leave. Everything leaves.”
“I’ve relinquished control of my sanity.”
“We think we can live away from what we hate, but are defined by those very things.”
“We become prisoners in our own cages.”
“I’d like to see somebody try to beat me in a hard luck story contest!”
“Do you know how much of this is me and how much is what that thing did to me?”
“I wish someone would just switch me off and… fix me.”
“Did you hurt somebody? I heard something.”
“You said you called the police – didn’t they do anything?”
“He’s following me. I swear, I can feel him watching me.”
“Have you ever hated someone for making you like them – like them so much… and then wish they would die.”
“Oops, I’m being unfriendly, aren’t I?”
“I’m through with being used.”
“What do you have set up here for today’s show?”
“Nobody wants you! You’ve chased them all away!”
“You want so much for me to die, why haven’t you just killed me yourself!”
“No! I control me! I control me!”
“Is all that shit on that wall blood?”
“You probably deserve this.”
“I’m escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they’re not in chains.”
“I… I don’t exactly make friends easily.”
“Being alone isn’t such a bad thing.”
“Shut up! Don’t make me break my foot off in your ass!”
“Fuuuuck! I was so close!”
“Don’t die yet! I have to kick your ass first!”
“You won’t be going anywhere. You’re dying too.”
“You’re lucky. Death will be quick for you.”
“This is taking a little longer than I thought.”
“Stop! You’ll ruin everything!”
“I wonder if you can kill the devil.”
“My name isn’t ‘girl’, it’s ___.”
“You use money to buy new cards, to wear impressive clothes, to get popular haircuts. Get it?”
“It won’t hurt at all, though some people say it is the most excruciating thing they’ve ever known.”
“Do I get to keep the coat?”
“What would a boy scout do?”
“I hate these moral dilemmas.”
“You don’t know me, but you’ll want to.”
“Why have you been following me?”
“I’m a huge fan of your work!”
“You might want to leave now, as I find your company to be most repellant.”
“I’m the villain in this fucking story!”
“I don’t like myself much.”
“You like this girl, eh?”
“I like you immensely, ___”
“You’re sick, but you’re smart.”
“You’re always a slave to something.”
“I just wanted to say goodbye before leaving.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if I shoved a knife up through the mattress.”
“Who are you talking to? One of your imaginary friends?”
“I really despise my life and you’re a major factor in that.”
“I’m sorry nobody loves you.”
“Don’t worry about him. He’ll be up in a while.”
“It’s easy to be affected by your fears, by your hatred. I don’t want to see that happen to you.”
“I’m going out the window this time, okay? The underground’s tunnel’s gotten a bit thick with corpses.”
“There’s nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it.”
“I can’t say I’m very pleased with where my life is just now… but I can’t help but look forward to where it’s going.”
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