empower

yourself

[cavilhenry]

him: what are you thinking about?

her: oh.. it’s nothing…..

her brain, longingly:

[feminismandmedia]

I have just been yanked back to my childhood and I can hear that baby through the screen

[seabassbitch]

We can ZOOM

[seabassbitch]

imagine IF WE HAD FIRST PERSON VIEW

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

Talking to villagers in first person mode:

[sosuperawesome]

stowaways_toys on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[shaiza]

What in the fuck u guys talking bout

[rainbowstickersandunicorn]

heeeeeelp

[pizzamattersnotyouropinion]

Me drunk at Christmas dinner

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[t3sla]

look at this fucking baby

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

[nevver]

Boomtown, Jason Anderson

[micaxiii]

wait, lemmie get my glasses

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[dixiechad]

[azaleatown]

[zonerbonerz]

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

[zonerbonerz]

raw chaotic neutral

[wallflowerwaitlist]

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

[lizzibennet]

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?

[vladtheunfollower]

[getanutg0in]

WHEN IT SCRATCHED IT’S HEAD I LOST IT

[groovygianni]

@sleepytime-moga

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[childweanedonpoison]

i just realised that in less than five years’ time, it’s going to be twenty years since mean girls (2004) was released, and teens will look at it the way i looked at movies from the 80s and i think i kind of want to die a little

[captain-snark]

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot