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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Stil thinking about that comic btw. so so so baffled by the choice to make gunsoo a woman and simultaneously tone down the horniness. i think it's awesome but what were They thinking

#blah blah #like SOMEWHAT toned down it's still. Rather.#but i was expecting them to like kiss with tongue now that they could do it straightly

i can be normal

#blah blah #through gritted teeth

#blah blah #does this even count as trivia

still so good also

#blah blah #like this makes it sound so ridiculous because they have nothing in common. except for the everything they have in common #but it's like true

i really do see a shocking amount of people acting like nanami is either a lightweight or dislikes alcohol when like. well

#blah blah #the phanpara dialogue where shoko is like Must you come into my infirmary drunk at such fucked up hours. Idiot

stlamb

decay choker, atelier pierrot, 2021

cobrabones

can i have this?

edit: holy fuck this choker is *literally* over FIVE THOUSAND dollars??? like i have a sewing machine. get the fuck out of here. im mad now

stlamb

dogpuppy

#rhiannon

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#Sex Magician. well i've gotta see this

lakevida

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

madeofmunson

lakevida

can we not do this right now its pride month

chillingshadow

Technically? No, but if you start falling alot then yeah, most people aren’t clusmy they’re just cursed and have no idea. Witches are real, the ones who do curses aren’t friendly, ‘bad luck’ is them just taking the good thing that was for you for themselves. Some even do this as a business. Even taint food. They are petty and don’t play fair.

Some call themselves witches and read cards, drink tea, and have an aesthetic. They are people who have been hurt and use the label for comfort.

(real witches take advantage of this)

They’ll try to make you feel sorry for them, anything to get a hug or entry to your life and loved ones, your number, all in the first meeting. They’ll be friendly in a way that’s unsettling. You will think, ‘this is weird… but they seem nice maybe I’m being too harsh, and I should give them a chance’. Don’t.

They’ll approach you, with a smile like a thief trying to get close commit credit fraud, but it’s you they’re after.

Remember the rules of fairytales, and tell them nothing. Take nothing. Be polite. Don’t give your name. Be vague.

Don’t hold let them hold your hands, or hug you. Be brisk and get out of there. Nothing is worth your life.

And for those worried about hurting their feelings, just remember that real witches are petty karens who feel entitled to everything good in your life, your money, health, even your name and they would take anything and everything even the ground under you if they could.

lakevida

ohhh okay

#?

xalatath

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

#seungyeon

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?