A Most Ungodly Machine

sam LINKTREE SHOP

[wingdingle]

[milfsisyphus]

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

[le-sansnom]

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[frostedmagnolias]

House of Worth Gown

c. 1880

silk, metal, glass

New Canaan Museum & Historical Society

[sea-slug-daily]

Felimare lajensis

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/24716457

[kkomkkor]

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[zennyzach]

I told about the shitty eridians to my sister, and she came up with one named Pancake, so I doodled them for her LMAO

I did tell her there's another flat one already, but it's fine because we'll do nothing with Pancake anyway fjfbgj

Her legs are tiny and under her so one doesn't even see her legs well... Makes it difficult to show off the markings on the legs

[yayculture]

[crownsspades]

grace’s hierarchy of needs:

[probablyreal]

brushbug banging out the tunes

[hellenicdreams]

Gorgon

mid 6th Century BC

http://carlos.digitalscholarship.emory.edu/items/show/9121

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[passionpeachy]

animal cruelty

[doughkazoo]

yaaaay brimcap / librarian AU

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[delemont]