JohnnyShank

This is my personal insane asylum that I lock myself into so I can scream about random shit.

[johnnyshank]

Intro post because I guess I should have one.

•Offical bean counter for @the-king-of-beans-offical

•I like writing so if you want something written idk I have a lot of time on my hands. Shoot me a dm.

• @pukicho has interacted with me. I’m like a leper that got touched by Tumblr Jesus, and baby I’m sick again.

•My posts are only funny to like three people.

•I will harass your asks of you follow me.

•Please follow me I swear I won’t harass your asks.

•Search diesel posting for me harassing @the-most-humble-blog because it’s an (suspected, I’m no expert) AI run blog that posts the most unhinged things I have ever seen.

•You like music? I do too! Here’s some artists I like: bunbine, TaLLLon, Infared (the one with the single HB), Together Pangea, Pigeon Pit, Superheaven, The Smashing Pumpkins, Snash, The Brobecks, Static-X and Cream.

•Signature Converse colour: Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness green

•I’m pretty cool when I want to be.

•I make music????? I think???????

•Idk i can do fit checks i guess? Is that what you Tumblr people like?

[schlorb]

life changing video tbh

[schlorb]

overpowering sensation that i will not survive this week

[johnnyshank]

You ok? Do you need to talk?

[schlorb]

they pay me in woims

[johnnyshank]

I wish I was like you

[schlorb]

"pump up the jam" is one of my vocal stims

[johnnyshank]

By Belgian electronic band Technotronic?

Did you know it was banned from British TV because people were afraid jam would start pumping from their tvs?

[schlorb]

i don't even post schlorby stuff anymore i just post about the pain of living

[johnnyshank]

It’s ok to not be schlorb sometimes schlorb.

Be kind to yourself

[schlorb]

need to be useful

[johnnyshank]

You are useful

[johnnyshank]

I love queening. Like sit on my delicate facial throne beautiful beloved queen of my life

[schlorb]

How ya doin schlorb

could be better could be worse

[johnnyshank]

I get that. Hope things get better

[schlorb]

buy a schlorb stock today by sending one dollar to me

[johnnyshank]

How many shares can I buy with 3 dollars

[schlorb]

hm...well let me think about that....

[johnnyshank]

Take your time I’ll wait

[johnnyshank]

I’m just doin shit now huh

[schlorb]

buy a schlorb stock today by sending one dollar to me

[johnnyshank]

How many shares can I buy with 3 dollars

[eye-chewrr]

Cut or uncut

I was staring face to face with a creature with a bkack hoodie and a dark blue mask with no nose or mouth staring down at me. The thing that scared me most was that it had no eyes. Just empty, black sockets. The creature also had some black substance dripping from its sockets.

[johnnyshank]

Watt-pad fanfiction ass answer

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

Friedrich Nietzsche

[johnnyshank]

Hey so why did you feel compelled to say that

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I remembered I'm allergic to cats, and I can make others sad too >:3

[johnnyshank]

Fair reaction

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Nowadays we need to remember the latin phrase

Vox populi, vox dei

It literally translates to "the voice of the people is the voice of god"

[johnnyshank]

Are you good Luci

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

Friedrich Nietzsche

[johnnyshank]

Hey so why did you feel compelled to say that

[johnnyshank]

stabstab

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