HOSTIS HUMANIS GENERIS

"i welcome this return, mountains of perversion, elder versions and worse, the mass enslavement of a passive universe in nary a day temples were turning. on judgement day, i'm siding with the titans...." JOHN ALEXANDER RYKER, twenty-two years old, child prodigy. phd in computer science and biotechnology. majoring in physics and electrical engineering. ryker enterprisis tech expert and head of technology department. INTJ. TYPE 5w6 SX/SP. NEUTRAL EVIL. FIRE/AIR. THE MERCILESS

[johnryker]

I'm going to cancel Thanksgiving.

[johnryker]

TASK 1

IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT IS YOUR BEST FEATURE?

My mind, undoubtedly. That's the one thing that sets me apart from my family, obviously. My siblings are more visceral, but they lack the intellectual capacity that I have. They're useful immediately, but I'm useful in the long-term, as my uncle says, despite the fact that I know Tomo disagrees. It doesn't matter.

DID YOU EVER MEET ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS? WHO WERE THEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM?

I have met my grandfather, Felix. I like him almost as much as I do my father, which is not at all, but at least he has achieved enough in his life to be considered... worthy. I suppose he would say the same of me. Regardless, my opinion on him doesn't matter.

DO YOU HAVE A JOB? WHAT IS IT? DO YOU LIKE IT?

I'm the head of my uncle's company's technology department. Although our R&D and Tech is generally groundbreaking, half of my staff is only the best a race of halfwits could achieve. My uncle claims I shouldn't base my judgements on anomalies, though.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

Interacting with the general population. Also being interrupted when I'm concentrating. Having to interact with human beings. Dogs.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT BEFORE? OVER WHAT, WITH WHO, AND WHO WON?

I wouldn't say a physical fight, because that would imply there are two sides to any such physical altercation, which there usually isn't. My legal guardians claim that I lack any manners when replying to a question in honesty, and thus that leads to a physical confrontation. Also when they're bored. Or when I'm working. Or not working. It's nice.

[tipton-rp]

Definitely not.

[johnryker]

It's not impossible to kill anyone. It's frowned upon, surely, but not impossible. It's rather easy.

[tipton-rp]

I seriously hate some of my teachers. If I could murder them, I would.

[johnryker]

You actually can.

[lucy-costello]

Maybe it is sort of bad. I wonder how it would feel to be the test subject for once. Although in this case it would be voluntary, so the feeling wouldn’t be the same.

[johnryker]

I take back anything I said about you; I find you quite grating.

[lucy-costello]

Now that is a benefit you could get from roommates. I agree.

[johnryker]

Of course you do. Too bad you aren't one of these people.

[minniekerr]

Please, enlighten me.

[johnryker]

Why, that almost sounds like a command.

[lucy-costello]

There is? 

[johnryker]

No shortage of immediate test subjects.

[johnryker]

At least there's one good thing that comes from having to share living quarters with strangers.

[hoteltiptonrp-blog-blog]

You… you don’t know me..

[johnryker]

Imagine that, and I already figured out the most crucial information about you.

[johnryker]

I need to do sleep soon, so I'll see you lot tomorrow.

I hope I haven't ruined Louis Tomlinson too much for you.

[fxrtiveflxwer-deactivated201503]

Unfortunately, that act is supposed to be saved for someone you love, and I’m quite certain that I don’t love your brother. I’m sure he’s lovely, though. Tell me about him? He’s not like Tomo, is he? 

[johnryker]

Exactly like him. You seem to be confused, though. You're under the impression that, being a woman, you have any choice.

[hoteltiptonrp-blog-blog]

Rude. You’re rude.

[johnryker]

And you're useless.

[hoteltiptonrp-blog-blog]

I’m just trying to be nice.. you don’t have to be so uptight..

[johnryker]

You're not using that word in the correct context. Uptight is not at all what I am. Try again.

[fxrtiveflxwer-deactivated201503]

Well, that’s something we don’t have in common. I most certainly don’t have patience whatsoever. It’s a little problem of mine, you see. Not sure what kind of toy you’re referring to here, but I’m sure he’d be satisfied with the ones at Target or something. They have a whole isle! 

[johnryker]

The kind of toy I'm referring to is the kind of toy that spreads her legs, shuts up and says yes sir when spoken to.

[hoteltiptonrp-blog-blog]

At least that makes you special?

[johnryker]

And you, not at all.

But please, by all means, continue to waste my time.

[fxrtiveflxwer-deactivated201503]

You might want to invest in some help, then. I’m not the easiest to tame. 

[johnryker]

I have patience. You'd make a lovely toy for my brother.