honeymoon avenue

the name is minnie kerr, i am not a mouse. 19 years old. "they say that pride is the sign of a foolish man"

[arsenfrost]

Not really, but good try, anyway.

[minniekerr]

I guess that I'll just have to try harder, then.

[minniekerr]

@nachebrah: @minnietho no way a talking mouse there's two

@minnietho: @nachebrah mickey jacked my swag i was the original mouse

[arsenfrost]

Are you trying to offend me?

[minniekerr]

Yep. Is it working?

[arsenfrost]

Oh, kinky. Smack me, then. I don’t care.

[minniekerr]

You're disgusting.

[byeitslate]

About a day, my name is Sparrow. 

[minniekerr]

Right, well, welcome to Sacret Hart. The only place in the world where the teachers are stupider than the students, I'm Minnie.

[arsenfrost]

You’re just mad because I’m right and you know it.

[minniekerr]

The more you speak, the more I feel the urge to smack you.

[arsenfrost]

That’s what you get when you piss off the janitors. They no longer want to clean up after us, so it starts smelling. Self inflicted wound, you’re not allowed to complain.

[minniekerr]

Did I ask you for your opinion? No, I didn't. Go crawl back into your man cave and fuck off.

[byeitslate]

Perfect description from what I have seen so far.

[minniekerr]

Thank you, I do try my best. Have you been here long?

[minniekerr]

Each hallway in this school has a different scent, and those scents consist of weed, fire crackers and shit. Welcome to Sacret Hart.

[minniekerr]

@nachebrah: i must be trippin so hard right now what was that

@minnietho: @nachebrah u ok

[minniekerr]

Being this bored isn't acceptable and should be changed immediately.

[minniekerr]

THE FEELS ARE REALS

DON'T FUCK WIT ME

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[archerwho]

Don’t know why, or how, but my draws got thrown out in to the middle of the courtyard. Stay the fuck out of my room.

[minniekerr]

It was probably this Apollyon fucker. His biggest crime is throwing shit into the middle of the courtyard, ooh, scary.

[minniekerr]

[minniekerr]

F I V E QUESTIONS -- MINNIE KERR -- 19 YEARS OLD

{ 001 } -- How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

I think I was...like, fourteen. Yeah, fourteen, because I was in ninth grade. I went to my friend's party, and I think I was the youngest one there, so of course I was trying to impress all of the 18 year olds and shit. But basically, I passed out and threw up on the host's sink and had to be dragged outside by my friend. I was forever known as that ninth grader that passed out at Hummel's party. Not great, but at least I got to party.

{ 002 } What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?

They're fine, I guess. I mean, I know Mickey is literally stoned 100% of the time, so it's not like it bothers me. Uh, I don't think you should do heroin, because that shit fucks you up. Don't do it.

{ 003 } Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?

I hate crying, like, for real. I don't really cry that often, I usually just break shit when I'm upset, which is probably bad, but y'know. Haters gonna hate. The last time I cried was...hell, years ago.

{ 004 } Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go?

If anyone answers "no" to this question, they are a fucking liar. Everyone has had at least one same sex experience. Mine was with this girl, Brooklyn Vanni. She was pretty, we were bored, and it happened. It was just a bit of kissing, y'know, it was cool. Not my thing, but I didn't hate it.

{ 005 } How private of a person are you? Why?

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty private about everything. I keep all of my feelings to myself, I don't even tell Mickey shit, because honestly, it's just...I dunno. I feel weird talking about my feelings, and I don't feel like anyone really cares about how I feel, y'know? So why would I waste their time?