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Small Homestuck theory
What if all the denizens of the land are really cherubs and that why cherubs were never meant to play the game.
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Make sure your submissions are open!
Okay, quick addendum since this is spreading pretty quick, I’m going to stop drawing stuff for new reblogs if this hits 1000 notes
thanks justin
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
If you're still doing recommendations, do you know of any tabletop rpgs with systems similar to the job systems featured in the final fantasy in that it has a lot of variety in classes that you can sort of mix and match?
It really depends on what you’re looking for. Final Fantasy’s job system is explicitly based on Dungeons & Dragons’ class system, so that’s never a bad place to start. D&D 4th Edition in particular basically plays like a tabletop implementation of Final Fantasy Tactics, and while the rigid standardisation of its class framework has drawn a bit of criticism from old-school D&D fans, it does have the benefit of making it really, really easy to play mix-and-match with class powers. Plus, it has about a billion classes if you’re willing to splurge for the right sourcebooks.
The downside, of course, it’s that it’s a fairly crunchy game, even as versions of D&D go. It’s not the crunchiest by any means (I’d argue that Pathfinder clocks in a bit higher, f’rex), but it’s up here. If you’re in the market for something lighter that still has a variety of strongly defined class archetypes and a similar pick-and-mix approach to class powers, you’ve got a few options:
Dungeon World - Basically D&D aesthetics bolted onto a high-concept indie game framework. Not quite the same variety of classes as D&D proper, but more than enough when you’re starting out. If you’re interested in giving the whole indie “players as co-authors of the world fiction” thing a spin, it’s a very approachable place to start.
Anima Prime - If you prefer the magipunk aesthetic of more recent Final Fantasy games, Anima Prime’s definitely a good way to go. Strictly speaking it’s not a game with class-based character creation, but it’s got a very good mix-and-match power system that doesn’t require you to do any complicated math or point-counting, plus a set of class-like standard packages to get you started. The way it handles conflict resolution is quite different if you’re accustomed to traditional tabletop games; I go over it in a bit of detail here. There’s a free no-art version available (check the right-hand sidebar of the linked site), so there’s little harm in checking it out.
On the flip side, if complicated rules don’t bother you, but you’d prefer something further away from the elves-and-hobbits milieu of traditional fantasy gaming, the localised Japanese RPG Double Cross might be your speed. The core book alone contains twelve character classes, with dual- and even triple-classing heavily encouraged for starting characters, and the class power lists are as long as your arm. In terms of media inspirations, picture Persona meets Prototype - i.e., gnarly mutant teenagers kicking each other’s asses all over Tokyo, plus bonus existential angst.
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This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.
His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.
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This is druidic as fuck
i have a fake son. his name is Tim and he is working on his M.S. in astrophysics at Berkeley. he is devestatingly handsome and enjoys rock climbing and volunteers as a counselor at the local YMCA there in Berkeley, California. i am so proud of my fake son. i have raised him up in my own head to be such an outstanding member of society. “Tim” is only brought up when asked about by one particular woman at work that i only see on occasion. i don’t make a habit or game of lying to people, but with her, it kinda came about as follows: Faye is one of those people who has been there/done that and will hang herself on the cross while she tells you how much worse the experience was for her. i’ve seen this woman Kanye West an 8-month pregnant girl at said girl’s own baby shower to glorify the gift she gave her as well as go into how horrible her labor was with her own children. Faye also is a braggart. her car/purse/house/ring/shoes/etc. all cost more than whatever yours did and her children are all angels. i was forced to work with Faye for 2 days about 5 years ago. she called me Emily a few times before i finally told her my name is Amy, not Emily. she gave me a sideways glance and said, “I like Emily better”, and since then, she has always called me Emily. i let this go because to get angry with her and tell her off is to see her become dramatic and begin crying and insist she did not mean anything by it while not issuing anything close to an apology. Faye is always right, too, you know. anyway, when she shut up long enough about herself and her fabulous offspring on the second day, she asked, “Do you have any children, Emily?” i replied that i do not. she then launched into her daughter taking fertility drugs so that she could give her mother grandchildren someday. that was the only question she asked me until i saw her about a year later. “Oh, HI, Emily! How are you?!” “Hi, Faye…how are you?” “Wonderful, wonderful. Stephen just graduated from UT. He’s going to be the best doctor ever! How is your son, uh, Tim?” it took me a second. Tim? son? what the hell is she talking about?! it dawned on me what a complete narcissist she truly is. she hadn’t heard me the day she asked if i had children, because she didn’t care. she didn’t care enough to call me by my real name, so it wasn’t much of a surprise. i couldn’t stop myself. i briefly thought about correcting her, but i decided to just go with it. “Tim is doing so well. He was just accepted to Berkeley after his amazing thesis on planetary nebuli. We are so proud of him.” her eyes grew big. “Oh, how nice! But, Berkeley? That’s so far from home. UT is an excellent school; surely he could’ve been accepted there?…” i gave a small chuckle. “Oh, well, they wanted him for sure, Faye. I mean, all the letters he received, practically BEGGING him to study there. But, well, they just don’t have a sufficient astronomy department. UT is a fine school, but not for the subject that Tim is going into. Astrophysics is not something you can study just anywhere, you know.” her eyes narrowed. “Medicine is what these young people should be going into. Astrophysics? What is that, anyway? How will it contribute to the world?” “Gosh, I don’t really know how to explain astrophysics, Faye. It’s so mind blowing for simple minds like mine and yours. But searching for things in space that could potentially help our planet is a pretty big deal, I think.” Faye promptly excused herself. i knew i had gotten her. i’ve bumped into her on and off throughout the past 5 years and she always told me how her angels were saving the world, especially Stephen, and then she’d ask about Tim. and i made sure my Tim was one step above her Stephen. her face would turn crimson and she would have to abruptly leave. i saw her as i was leaving work yesterday and she stopped me to wish me a happy Easter. “Stephen is coming home this holiday. He’s bringing his fiance. She’s a doctor too, you know. How is Tim? Don’t tell me he’s still not graduated?…” “Oh, Faye, don’t be silly! Astrophysics takes YEARS to graduate from. It’s not as simple as medicine. But, yes, he is close to graduating.” “Is he coming home for Easter? I can’t imagine spending holidays without my children; how dreadful! Oh, but he’s all the way in California…it costs so much to fly here, I assume.” I grinned. “Yes, it does. But he’s such a sweetheart, he’s flying me out there this year! Taking a break from his studies and humanitarian efforts to have his dear ol’ Mom around for Easter. I’m so lucky!” “…yes, well, have a nice time, Emily. Happy Easter!” “You too, Kay! Oh, I mean Faye!” you know, like i said before, i don’t like to lie. it does seem very silly to have let this go on for so long. Tim has been a fabrication in the making for over 5 years now, he almost feels real to me. when i see Faye, i have images of my fake son, looking so handsome in his lab coat as he’s peering into a microscope looking at dust particles from a comet. i see him jogging with his dog on the beach. i see him hiking and biking and climbing. i see him helping an elderly woman with her groceries. it’s a true testament that if you lie, or let a lie go on for a while, it becomes a solid thing that you have to keep up with. oddly enough, i don’t lose sleep on this lie. i don’t see her often enough to fib about this on a daily or consistent level. Faye never cared anything about me or my life until she had something to try to one-up me on. SHE is the one losing sleep on account of her Stephen not succeeding quite like my Tim. it’s amazing how this lie has eaten her alive and made me feel proud of something that doesn’t even exist… eh well. i’ll be boarding the fake plane to Berkeley this afternoon, to celebrate Easter with my fake son. Mama’s soooo proud of you, Timmy!
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Call of the Void: Horrorterrors and you
Part 1: What are Horrorterrors?
Horrorterrors are massive entities that lurk in the darkness of Paradox Space between Sburb sessions. They are incredibly smart and powerful and are masters of shadow majjyk. They are the entities for Void, representing it’s influence on Paradox Space. As a result, they are very mysterious and shady.
What do they look like? Their designs can vary wildly. Their only common characteristics are many eyes. Besides that, they can have tentacles, many teeth, and any imaginable trait in between. They are generally quite dark, with skin like obsidian or black metal. Their skin has a sort of sheen to it and though black is a typical color, they can also be grey, purple, and deep blue. Horrorterrors have a very wide range of sizes.
The largest recorded ever was Glitha, who was about 12 times the size of Earth. The smallest ever recorded was Ul'hak, who was the size of a small car.
(Note, Shadowlings, also known as the Young Outer Gods, are no bigger than, say, a large person. There are many subsections of “Horrorterrors” that are not strictly Horrorterror-ish. Shadowlings, Black Regents, do not fit into the typical Horrorterror category of description. Think of them as sort of loose subspecies to Horrorterrors, like cousins. Do not get them mixed up.)
What do they do? What is their purpose? Horrorterrors are responsible for recycling Sburb sessions. Whenever a session fails or succeeds, at some point Skaia will grow dark. The beacon of Light going out invites the Horrorterrors in, where they consume nearly all matter within the session.
Derse first, then the player planets, then Prospit, and finally, Skaia. They wipe the session clean, emptying out that section of Paradox Space.
They clean up Paradox Space to reduce on useless clutter. When things cease to be important, they enter Void’s domain. When a session no longer matters, it is time for the Horrorterrors to get rid of it.
They are not evil, nor are they good. They simply devour and erase. There is no morality involved.
Part 2: The Call of the Void
Horrorterrors communicate with players near exclusively through the Call of the Void. It sounds like a vague whisper just behind your ear.
If you are a Derse dreamer or if you have gone to or near Derse, you may have heard this before.
**If you are NOT a Void player and NOT near or around Derse and hear ominous whispering, drown it out immediately. Keep yourself distracted for about 6-24 minutes until the Call of the Void stops**
Though the Call of the Void is indistinct, the whispers can still be understood, albeit not consciously. It’s hard to determine what exactly the whispers effects are, but in times of great need, they usually kick in. Secret plots and hidden information being found is usually due to Horrorterror influence. They want to get the session over asap, whether you win or lose. They would prefer winning as it is usually faster, so they will supply you with secretive, pertinent information. Since Derse is much closer to them, they will typically whisper to them.
If you are on Derse Don’t worry about the Call. It is perfectly normal to hear it here.
Chances are, if you are a Derse dreamer and suddenly have a eureka moment, there is a very high chance that a Horrorterror was helping you out. Learn to look out for these whisperings, as they can often help you. Secrets and mysteries can be reveled if you listen closely. Just remember not to focus on them too much, or you might get yourself into some trouble.
If you are on Prospit Alert your local Light/Void player. Look at Skaia’s clouds to distract yourself
Part 3: Caution
Do not go anywhere near a horrortereor. Don’t acknowledge them. They hate it when you do. These are shadow masters
Nifty tips for finding signs of Horrorterror influence! - Listen closely. Can you hear whispering? - Try reading or writing. Horrorterror influence scrambles these functions - Do things seem unnaturally dark?
Part 4: Grimdarkness and treatment
What is grimdarkness? Grimdarkness occurs when horrorterrors flood a player with their energy, twisting their mental state and giving then incredible power
Signs and symptoms - Slowed speech - A dark aura - Intense emotions and an inability to feel like themselves - Skin discoloration - Lack of natural body heat
In more extreme cases - A tangible dark aura. It has material form - Unnatural blood color. They might bleed deep blue, dark purple, or black - Scrambled speech - Black eyes
How it is triggered? It can be triggered in 3 key ways 1: Asking too many questions from them They are mysterious. Let them be mysterious 2: Having something from them This can be an artifact from a void player planet or alchemizing anything related to them. 3: Falling into the Void Though uncommon, it is possible to fall into the Void. If you drift out of the Furthest Ring, beyond the Veil, you might be dragged into the abyss and turned grimdark. There is no way to prevent this. The only thing you can do is mot stray past the Furthest Ring for any period of time.
Prevention - Don’t go past the furthest ring. It is a safety barrier. Do not cross it - Never ask them a direct question unless you are a - Never talk about them for more than a few moments. Speaking about them attracts their attention - If you are a Prospit dreamer, stay off Derse if you can help it
Treating
Step 1: Quarantine. Though rare, grimdarkness can spread through touch or if the victim’s aura completely envelopes another player. Keep the grimdark person relatively isolated. They need to work through this with minimal distractions. Step 2: Keep them calm. Resolve any issue they try to bring up. If they can not communicate, keep them at ease as best you can. To heal takes proper emotional support. Step 3: Use your players well. Light, Void, Hope, and Rage players are naturally equipped to counteract the effect of grimdarkness. If you have any of these players, see if they can help. Step 4: Purify. Get the player to change their clothes and remove any eldritch items they have on their person. Burn their clothing and items if possible. They will smell vaguely of ice, be cold to the touch, and likely stained by black ink. Hope and Rage players should handle these items if they can as they are less susceptible to any lasting infection left on the items. Breath players have also been known to be adept at disposing these items.
Remember, Grimdarkness isn’t forever. It’s only as long as the person is overridden with high levels of shadow majyk. The sooner you can snap them out of it, the better. Things should clear up relatively well, clearing out in a few hours to maybe 3 days maximum if treated. There are some long term effects that can last for up to 3 weeks to 3 years, if their infection was particularly bad.
Some long term symptoms might be - Hearing voices - Night terrors - See shadows in the corner of vision
— — — Keep all this in mind and you will know how to safely handle Horrorterrors! Good luck!
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raise your hand if you were personally, mentally, physically, emotionally, and eternally caught off guard by griffin’s finale question to travis
"Thus ends the adventure zone balance the story of four idiots that played dnd so hard that they made themselves cry"
-Justin McElroy
who else had griffin come into their home and murder them this thursday
Been wanting to draw this scene since I first heard it. There are so many scenes I’ve wanted to draw, but I had to do the completion of the quest after like 2.5 years of waiting for it to be completed.
tomorrow griffin Fucking mcelroy is going to enter my home through my earbuds and roundhouse kick my fucking head off, this is my last night on this planet