oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
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oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic
a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour
tumblr.com:
tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy
how to determine the gender of my nipples
i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:
francieum
quirkybrittany
justgirlythings
“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
“you must be fun at parties”
cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
mitt romney
hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
supernatural has a gif for everything
“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
benedict cumberbatch everywhere
that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
gangnam style everywhere
people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
the dancing chandler gif from friends
“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
the reblog button being at the top of posts
cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
“ah, the scalene triangle”
XD vs :D discourse
the most reblogged picture on tumblr
doge
men of tumblr
the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
touch my butt and buy me pizza
spread this like wildfire
tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
tumblr island
tumblr nation
these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
tumblr prom
Pip the otter going into the water for the first time!
Remember francium
I’ve never had a warrior cats phase can someone tell me what it’s about?
basically, u go to barnes and nobles or the book store of ur choice, or ur school library, and u see a cat book. it looks sort of plain at first. but there’s a cat on the book spine and more cats on the cover of the book. and if u like cats, if you love cats, if ur indifferent to cats but enjoy animal books, u might feel the desire to pick it up. it might seem neat to pick this book up and give it a whirl.
so u do. u open the book and u see that this is ORGANIZED - there’s an allegiances and every characters name is just spelled out for you, along w/ their appearance and clan rank. theres clans and there’s cats and ur like !! ok YES!!
but then u actually read it. and ur reading about cats dying violent deaths, about being hit by cars, dying during childbirth. about a housecat named rusty who joins a group of cats bc he didnt want his balls cut off by the humans and then suddenly he’s the motherfucking fire that will save the clans??? he’s firepaw???? what
and ur gonna see some shit about tigerclaw. you’re gonna hate tigerclaw. ur gonna think hes a dick. he is a dick.
and then the first series finishes and ur like!! oh shit this was okay!! it was violent and i feel like im a little confused but i liked it enough!!!
but ti doesnt stop there: the adventure w/ firestar?? it carries ON. there’s five other fucking arcs for you to read. ur gonna read about firestars kids, his grandkids, his ancestors. and you wont even LIKE IT. ur gonna hate some of these books. the characters are badly written. the romance is badly written. the prophecies are annoying.
but you’ve invested half of your life into these fucking cat books so you know what??? work it. ur gonna read it and u will unironcially love warrior cats. watching amvs on youtube and reading fanfiction is gonna be ur downtime and ur gonna learn so much shit about cats and cat anatomy that u will never use in ur life but u will love it
and that. is the warrior cats phase. thats how it starts.
Callout post in 2027
OP read homestuck
SMASH COMMUNITY IS OUT OF CONTROL
mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes
guess who my favourite character is
This is the funniest thing in my life right now
“I just wanted a video of the cats playing, and then ?!!!??” - Sarah Jorden
he’s airbending