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I am the night. I am death. I am spending most of my life on this damn site. I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm bi and I'm proud

[erikahenningsn-deactivated20150]

Reblog if Laverne Cox is hotter than you can ever hope to be

[changing-my-major-deactivated20]

Giveaway time!! So I’ve got two Heathers playbills up for grabs. First place winner will receive the Heathers pride playbill, second place winner will receive the regular Heathers playbill!

RULES: - must be following me in order to be eligible - each reblog = one entry, likes do not count - reblogs from giveaway blogs don’t count either - contest will end July 15!

Good luck y’all!

[fonzworthcutlass]

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

[lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180]

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

[ask-aphsiberia-deactivated20230]

I want you to go man!

[teenagemutantnegroturtle]

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

[incelmamoruchiba]

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

[rm-renfield]

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

[knitmeapony]

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

[the-main-diloolie]

PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEE

[supernaturalapocalypse]

LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS

[forgivegadreel-deactivated20150]

kaTIE WHAT THE FUCK i’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP

[supernaturalapocalypse]

[lilneee]

The Hellatus is going very well I see 

[gerrymanderer]

[ethiopienne]

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

One of the best movie scripts ever

[poeticdiscussions]

I have never related so much to something.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

[cyberleg]

[teanobambino]

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

[fitried]

this is the cutest

[ruinedchildhood]

[kevinchau]

World History in a nutshell. 

[dizzy-pup-deactivated20150916]

This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.

[barrelsofdwarrows]

Except no, this is totally WRONG.

The Air Nomads are based on Tibetian monks, as well as other cultures with concepts of Buddhism. This is reflected in the practice of shaving their heads, meditation, and vegetarianism. Aang’s clothes are very similar to that of the Shaolin monks. Even the location and architecture of the air temples resembles those found in Tibet.

The Fire Nation is inspired by the government and politics of Imperialist and Maoist China (as well as Imperial Japan). There was a little thing called Free Tibet a few years back which was quite in vogue with you psuedo-social-justice types. Do you remember what that was about? In 1951, China invaded Tibet and claimed sovereignty over them. As with most wars, depending on whose views you share, stories can differ. The Chinese (*cough*fire nation*cough*) claim to have reduced taxes, unemployment and built schools. However they achieved this through extortion, torture, murder, and oppression of the Tibetan culture. Thus, Avatar’s Hundred Year War.

The Water tribes are based on Inuit people. This one is really obvious. They share the same visual coding of colour, use furs in the clothing, live in polar regions in igloos and yurts, and rely on fishing as their primary food source.

The Earth Kingdom is a mixing pot of various Asiatic cultures including China, India, Korea, Thailand and Japan. Each city/town will reflect some of these more strongly than the others. 

If you agree with the labelling in the above gifset, you’ve either completely missed the point of Avatar, or just don’t give a fuck about actual World History or anything outside of what’s popular with tumblr “social justice”. You all harp on about needing more representation in the media but as soon as you’re given something as beautiful as Avatar, with a huge diversity of non-Eurocentric cultures, you completely misconstrue it. What you’ve done is erased the importance of all these individual (and indigenous) cultures, and replaced it with your own (anti-white) political agenda.

(And honestly, who uses umbrella labels like “asians” and “white people”. That’s ignorant and racist as fuck)

[riding-with-the-driver-deactiva]

Reblogging for that added commentary. 

[thepossibility]

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[the-gingerdancer]

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

[kou-sen]

"he has been found guilty”

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

[beybad]

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif

[theproblematicblogger]

Last week on game of thrones

[queen-angelina]

[laurathesedays]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS NEWS! Seriously, how come this isn’t all over tumblr? Angelina Jolie presided over the largest ever global anti-rape summit. She is using her celebrity for good. She is addressing rape in wartime and in conflict zones, which is where it is perpetuated on the most massive scale and in which context always has been used as a weapon.

Feminists of tumblr should get behind this woman. Let’s stop the perpetual erasure and trivialization of women in the media through their sexualization and start looking at the work that they do. Her acts here are easily in danger of being eclipsed by her image in the tabloids which is more concerned with her relationship to Brad Pitt and the fact that she is a sex symbol than the important feminist work that she is performing RIGHT NOW. 

I am such a fan of this lady… and she does not deserve to be trivialized for being a woman, a sex symbol, and a celebrity. Here, she is working for social justice for women all over the world. She’s doing what’s right.

[tortured-heroes]

What I love about her is that she probably knows what she is talking about too after the disease. And I love that some celebrities aren’t just witless scumbags without self-worth. And I love that she uses her fame for something good, rather than just ignore it or let it control her. Yo go, Angelina!

[onebrowraised-deactivated201504]

The White House declared June as national LGBT Pride Month

[captainschairspeaking-deactivat]

because why not reblog this again. 

[littlegreenmulder]

HELLO MY WONDERFUL FOLLOWERS! Since my last giveaway went SO  well and I have like doubled my follower count since I thought it was a good time to do another! Now, lets get to the prizes~

   1st Place: American Idiot the Musical St.Jimmy T-shirt. Unworn. Size Large.

   2nd Place: Rent Playbill from ‘07 signed by Anthony Rapp during a return with Adam Pascal. Outerpages slightly worn from age. 

   3rd Place: Metal Rent ‘No day but today’ key chain. 

   4th Place: Unsigned OBC Playbill for American Idiot, with announcements and guitar pick for the show.

                                                ~

RULES:

* You must be following me!

* Only Reblogs count!

* You may reblog as many times as you want!

* I will Ship outside of the US!

*I will pick winners on July 15th!

*Good luck and thank you so so much for following me!

[lambhoo-deactivated20150405]

LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE

[altanifergal]