Bored.

Fanblog for Hollywood Undead, Black Veil Brides, Sherlock, Supernatural and many others. Music keeps me alive. If anyone wants to talk about anything: I am there. I will listen to you and try my best to make you feel better. Please let me try.

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Ancient technology

[spiralsketchbook]

Here are two sources i found for this.

https://wuxiawanderings.substack.com/p/flame-stick

https://yomkey.com/blogs/brife-of-chinese-culture/the-magic-bamboo-tube-unveiling-the-secret-of-china-s-ancient-instant-fire

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I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[estazolam]

To others, the yellowed pages hold nothing but a legend; to him, they hold the very ideal he has believed in, the faith he has clung to, the other half of his soul, the one he has loved devoutly, and waited a thousand desperate years to see him again.

Inspired by twi: solisolsoli

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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world heritage post

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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world heritage post

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@wholesome-animal-images

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Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[byjove]

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.

[castielstiel]

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[redstonedust]

unfair that you have to actually keep going to therapy for it to be useful. cmon man i put in the effort to sign up and come to the first session that should put a -20 buff on my mental illness by default.

[byjove]

there are some rather innocuous kinks that are just hard-nos and that’s okay, you don’t have to justify them. like, I’m sure there are a lot of people who don’t have foot fetishes but would be fine with their partner sucking their toes. me? I could never. the thought of my toe inside someone’s mouth is so horrifying and revolting that it makes me want to scream. nothing wrong with that kink, it’s not gross or dangerous. loving your partner’s body is good. but my piggies will stay out of that market.

[shitpostingkats]

Heiji Hattori's introduction is maybe one of the funniest ways I've ever seen a story debut a character. Random teenager a dozen prefectures away decides the protagonist is his One True Rival (they've never met) so he hops the nearest train and shows up at his best friend's dad workplace. He decides his best bet to endear himself to these people for information is to feed alcohol to a seven year old, announce his intention to live here until the protagonist shows up, and invite himself along on the next family outing. He proceeds to solve a murder with a fairly elaborate and theatrical explaination that's actually just completely wrong. Then he starts screaming in his head that the protagonist had better show up and correct him, or else he loses by forfeit.

The craziest part is this actually works.

Hattori then gets so excited he immediately leaves and gets on another 3 hour train back to his house. Powerful stuff. Incredible goated. I'm going to be thinking about this for the next week.

[awesomecuza]

heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

here is a hamster dancing for ya, thought he haven’t started dancing yet

[awesomecuza]

no move is needed to feel his passion

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

[awesomecuza]

his moves and passion has exceeded my expectations

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

 nd now is tired and needs to lay down

be flat, he hoped you enjoyed the show

[awesomecuza]

thank u lil guy

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World Heritage Post