A Delicious Friend

To be colorblind and confused is the true nature of my being

[brbgensokyo]

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[picsthatmakeyougotsuchinokoreal]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture tsuchinoko

[egberts]

parents who hate each other love to be like "we have to stay together for the kids" and then every day is a toxic argument and abusive fight that the kids wouldn't have to witness if you came to better terms and stopped acting like it was about the kids

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[spadefish]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[searchfactory]

Love Hultén / TE-LAB / Sound Machine / 2022

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

music lovers be like “you GOTTA listen to this” and make you hear music

[teathattast]

[joeyswarehouse]

I understand her

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]