baby egg

abi !! - filipina - 07/29

[5oil]

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[scampthecorgi]

[brasilian-bs]

“Bigot whining while a twink holds a bottle of Catuaba”

Oil on canvas

Unknown author

Brazil, 2018

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

This so deep!! 👏🏼😩💯

[valtsv]

person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*

me:

[c-bassmeow]

[75orchids]

Yo what if Tumblr was a Hotel!

[barab0nes-deactivated20260601]

[kou-sen]

jesus i have not been on here in so long

[parrot-grass-deactivated2019012]

[eterrorist]

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[spelunk]

ihop stands for international house of pussy

[pwesident]

ihob stands for international house of bussy

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[jillyaintfromphilly]

the only reason why white people get offended when you refer to them as “white people” is because they’re used to being solely referred to as “people.”

they don’t liked being “othered” but have no problem othering us.

[te-amo-corazon]

@bo bice

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Nope they like being white people they just hate the negative tone when PoC called them white people. They want their white asses kissed and seem put out when that doesn’t happen.

[senatorgana]

mood