The Fart Smella

~Kayla~25~she/her~

[thediscossessed]

No matter how many times I self-sabotage I WILL succeed!!!!

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Little Tumblr boy in DMs, do you lock your cock?

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[capacity2]

Why is everyone dumb as shit something seriously weird is going on

[tuesdaymars]

Being angry about it isnt helping.

[capacity2]

Here they go…

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fern-lover]

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

[cowardlycowboys]

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[philtrashnumberunus]

an ao3 compliment

[only-cat-memes]

[cryptid-sighting]

That was Dale Gribble

[bonnieventure]

weirdly enchanted by this

[dogpuppy]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)