Ignis Animae

Part time gamer / Part Time College Student / Part Time Bartender / Full time Smart-ass

[stream]

I believe I remember telling that what we needed was a suit of armor around the world. Remember that?

[nodded]

A BUG’S LIFE (1998) dir. John Lasseter

[clownkiwi]

[aliciavikander]

I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

[cycloidscales]

baby yoda you are everything to me

[gffa]

Concept Art for The Mandalorian | Chapter Two “The Child”

[mysharona1987]

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[cupcakelogic]

hired

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[tendernotion]

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[unicornglitteryblood]

My childhood is confused 

[stevenuniversr-deactivated20181]

Charlotte’s fairy tale book said if you make a wish on the Evening Star, it’s sure to come true.

[stevieharringtonswife]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

[mahboi]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[purpleslypurple]