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Hey, repost with how obscure your music taste is and your most listened to artist on this Spotify stats site. The higher your score, the more obscure your music taste is. I want to know what you all get :)

#85% lol notsobad

psy-faerie

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

psy-faerie

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.

ipusheveryoneaway

You ever look at a text and think “fuck you”

shencomix

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frozensunset

Honestly this is why I work 3rd shift happily.

galadrieljones

My BiL is a neurologist who has done a lot of sleep research and one of his favorite areas of study is circadian rhythms. He says that being a night owl is real, it is predicated on the genetic structure of the brain, it is not just “laziness,” and it is not a disorder. He hypothesizes that its original evolutionary purpose was basically to produce night watchmen—people who can stay awake and alert at night to protect the domicile while the early birds sleep.

So we’re not lazy, night owls; we’re the fucking late shift lookouts. Gonna grab my torch and patrol the perimeter if anyone would like to join me.

joinlokisarmy

Finally someone explained my life.

thank you people of the internet

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

young-il-long-kiyoshi

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

farrentalon

My reaction, only with coffee.

thetiredpianist

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

danger

unreactive

jennyyuu

fatherwayy

All y'all keep making jokes like ‘oh mcr is back time to apply my eyeliner and bring back my emo days’ like hoe I’ve been this emo the entire time all you fake bitches thought you can take a vacation from being emo like ?? Did you really think you could trust mcr to leave you alone ? No. Bitch you thought.

lapt0pp

guides to life

glassvoices

how to write a resume

how to protect your home against break-ins

effortlessly earn cash from polls online

reasons to take a foreign language

harsh truths

questions to ask in an interview

getting an apartment

list of jobs based on social interaction levels

long distance relationships: how to stay in contact

how to find a college

marriage

how to ask for a recommendation letter

how to choose a college major

what to do if your wallet is stolen/lost

budgeting

how to write a cover letter

how to handle a phone interview

how to get a copy of your birth certificate

first-time flying tips

how to ask a good question

misssingingintherain

#NetflixSaveAgentCarter

Because she was kicking ass and taking names and saving the Earth/Universe before most of the Avengers were born. Because most of the MCU wouldn’t exist without her work, and she may know her value, but ABC doesn’t. Because we need more women, people of color, and LGBT representation, whether the writers see it or not. Because the second season was a bit of a mess, but there’s still so much promise, so many stories yet to be told! Because if Phil Coulson can come back from the dead, this show can come back too! Because Dubsmash War for Charity with Agents of SHIELD! Because just because Supergirl can carry so much doesn’t mean she should have to. Because girls need role-models. Give us more Peggy Carters, not Betty Carvers! Because there are so many more stories to be told. How SHIELD started up, why Tony didn’t know her, what happens to Angie. Because I do not want her funeral being used to advance Sharon’s relationship with Cap to be the last we see of her. Because she deserves more than this and her fans deserve more than this.