shane🐥🐥🐓 @joja-started-my-depression - Tumblr Blog

hey uh..shane here, i’m not sure how this “tumblr” thing works but, i’ve heard you can talk to people on here so uh, don’t be weird and we’re cool…i guess. i wouldn’t be on here if sam didn’t force me to. if you see him tell him that i said he needs to stop bothering me with all this social media shit

more accounts here!: alex, sam, seb, harvey, elliott, vincent, kent

#ask shane #sdv shane #stardew valley #sdv

i saw a rat in my kitchen…what do i do..🥲

…..fucking burn it, i hate rats, tiktok shows me rats all the god damn time, those fuckers need to stop existing, they don’t do shit anyways

Did you ever do varsity back in school? I know you love gridball a ton

I did actually, i wasn’t the greatest player but i was still good at it. i actually think back to those days a lot

if i could play again i definitely would but now im too old for that..

#ask shane #sdv #stardew valley #sdv shane

You'd be surprised how many people would offer you a house husband position-

really? what the hell is wrong with them, like you could’ve picked anyone else besides me and i would’ve agreed

i’m not really “house husband” material, i probably wouldn’t be a good husband either

#ask shane #stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv

How ya doin? :)?

buh…it’d be great if i didn’t have to go to joja everyday to make a living in this fucked up world

to be honest.. i’d rather sit at home and eat pepper poppers all day and watch tv

#ask shane #sdv #stardew valley #sdv shane

hello everyone! it’s the owner here, all i wanted to say was all of the bachelors have accounts now! + vincent and kent! so, if you’d like to go check them out, look at the pinned post for their accounts! :)

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MASTER KICK FLIPPER HERE (totally can do a kickflip…i don’t know what you’re talking about…) uhhhhhhhhhh not sure what to say, but i heard alex talking about this TUMBLR app….uhhhhhh ask questions i guess? don’t be a creepy…(yes that was intentional) pls THANKS!!

THANKS A BUNCH GYU

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAIN HOMIE @egg-eating-machine AND HIS SIDE PIECE @joja-started-my-depression

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Great…*sigh* tweedle dumb and tweedle dumbass are both on this app

someone get me a beer, this is gonna be a long day…

#sdv #stardew valley #sam sdv #ask sam #ask shane

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Got an EP album coming out soon? Like to what sort of music you’d make

ACAPELLA GROUPS. JUST LIKE PENTATONIX. I look up to those guys. Me and Sam have gotten the rest of the guys in pelican town to form a group, it’s called stardew’s shining stars (came up with that on the spot with samson) i’ll introduce you to all the members!!!! WE GOT ME LIL EGG YOLK, DR D.R IN THE BUILDING HARVEYY!!!! itsjustsebby (sam decided to make sebastian’s name without talking to him first) MY BEST BUDDY BIG DAWG (samson) BIG OL MARGARITA MAN (shane, we couldn’t come up with anything) ((im not really sure if he likes it or not, he keeps staring at me, do you think he likes it?)) LAST BUT NOT LEAST WURD JESUS, i don’t think we need any explanation (elliot, just in case) ((he got really mad at the name because it wasn’t pRoPeR sPeLlInG))

we’re trying to get the girls on board so we can have a showdown this year and make it an actual event in pelican town! we need to talk to lewis about it though :(

@joja-started-my-depression!!!! WE NEED TO MEET UP ASAP WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SONG NAMES

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I’ll have you all know, i never fucking agreed to this DUMBASS idea, they followed me to WORK and BEGGED ME to join this cult or whatever because they think it’s going to be a success