women want fish, me fear me

johanna | 27 | she/her | pfp cred: @/penbwl twitter

[jojoautonoe]

gonna try my hand at weaponized incompetence and gaslighting. we need more women in traditionally male dominated fields

[jojoautonoe]

my favorite past time is forcing my friends to play video games for me to watch for my entertainment

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deciding not to because a failed attempt would just put me in more medical debt

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ya’ll ever bomb a country so that people will move on from the other terrible shit you did? yeah me neither

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suddenly remembering 2016 was ten years ago

[jojoautonoe]

sick of hearing of all this “ragebait” and “goonbait” let’s try “being a decent personbait” and “respecting othersbait” or maybe “not being a fucking cocksleevebait”

[jojoautonoe]

i used to think the government wanted us to have more kids for more future consumers but with the epstein shit coming to light i think they just wanted more kids to kidnap and use for their sick purposes. my womb has never felt more dry

[jojoautonoe]

sometimes i think im not actually a human and im just really good at pretending

[jojoautonoe]

im simultaneously so happy and depressed rn

[jojoautonoe]

liking a man is so embarrassing like

[jojoautonoe]

i need tenna religiously im sorry

[jojoautonoe]

my mom just gave me $750 cause of how poor i am rn 😭 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK FOR A SWITCH 2 FOR MY BIRTHDAY NOW

[jojoautonoe]

managed to kill 30 minutes on a phone call

[jojoautonoe]

might have to steal some cheesesticks from my local grocer to survive the harsh winter

[jojoautonoe]

1 day sober bout to relapse

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at least he wont be able to run in the next election right? right?

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why does my body think shower time is barf time? is not barf time!!!! IS OPPOSITE OF BARF TIME!!