women want fish, me fear me

johanna | 27 | she/her | pfp cred: @/penbwl twitter

[jojoautonoe]

kris hates me and they probably think i hate them but they don’t know i spent hours listening to them play piano at noelle’s house

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i have a job interview on monday!! but i’ve applied for so many fucking jobs i have no clue which one it’s for 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jojoautonoe]

we put trump in office and now we literally have diarrhea forever. we could have all gotten puppies instead but nooooo you idiots wanted DIARRHEA

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I’d love to write an absolutely toxic and dark romance that makes you feel fucking sick to your stomach and when you get to the about the author page you expect to see a deranged psychopath on crack but it’s just me with a propeller hat and a lollipop

[jojoautonoe]

any tips on how to tell my doctor I now get nauseous when I’m horny? Cause i truly am not looking forward to that

[jojoautonoe]

gonna try my hand at weaponized incompetence and gaslighting. we need more women in traditionally male dominated fields

[jojoautonoe]

my favorite past time is forcing my friends to play video games for me to watch for my entertainment

[jojoautonoe]

deciding not to because a failed attempt would just put me in more medical debt

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ya’ll ever bomb a country so that people will move on from the other terrible shit you did? yeah me neither

[jojoautonoe]

suddenly remembering 2016 was ten years ago

[jojoautonoe]

sick of hearing of all this “ragebait” and “goonbait” let’s try “being a decent personbait” and “respecting othersbait” or maybe “not being a fucking cocksleevebait”

[jojoautonoe]

i used to think the government wanted us to have more kids for more future consumers but with the epstein shit coming to light i think they just wanted more kids to kidnap and use for their sick purposes. my womb has never felt more dry

[jojoautonoe]

sometimes i think im not actually a human and im just really good at pretending

[jojoautonoe]

im simultaneously so happy and depressed rn

[jojoautonoe]

liking a man is so embarrassing like

[jojoautonoe]

i need tenna religiously im sorry

[jojoautonoe]

my mom just gave me $750 cause of how poor i am rn 😭 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK FOR A SWITCH 2 FOR MY BIRTHDAY NOW