trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
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Avengers: Endgame (2019)
A solute to a fallen soldier
Weeks
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x genderNeutral! reader
Requested: Yep
“Hiiii! I was wondering if i could make a request with #2 on your prompt list, “What’s more important your work or me?” with Tony Stark if you write for him or Natasha Romanoff? ❤️”
Requested by: anon
A/N: I made this gender neutral as a gender wasn’t specified. Sorry if this wasn’t what you wanted!
Warnings: swearing, kinda left on a cliff-hanger.
Words: 512
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Natasha hadn’t been home in weeks. She’d had mission after mission and then decided to stay at the compound a few days after, but then another mission would come up. And to make it worse, during the missions they couldn’t communicate, apparently it ‘threw Natasha off’. Y/N missed their girlfriend and was starting to wonder why they bought a flat together if it was only one of them living there. This is why when Natasha sent a text saying she was coming back home, Y/N was ecstatic, they’d cleaned the house and even gotten out of their pyjamas. But that joy was short lived when Natasha walked through the door. Her hair was cut to just below her shoulder and had been dyed blonde at the ends. She was almost unrecognizable. They could barely recognise their own girlfriend.
“Oh my god,” Y/N stood up from the sofa and hugged Natasha tightly, sniffing her hair. She changed shampoo, and perfume…
“Hi sweetheart,” when they broke apart, Y/N studied Natasha’s face before pressing their lips to the hero’s. It felt strange after so long, yet so right “I can’t stay for long,” Nat whispered into her lips
“What?!” Y/N stepped back “you just got back?”
“I know,” Natasha tried to grab Y/N’s hand but they pulled it away “but I got called in to another mission,”
“You haven’t been home in weeks!” The sudden raise of voice caused Natasha to raise her eyebrow, Y/N had been carrying this inside for months. Natasha not been seen for weeks was becoming a command occurrence and Y/N was done.
“It’s my job,” Natasha told her
“What’s more important?” Y/N’s voice soften “your job or me?” Natasha started at them “I am so tired, I’m not that needy… But fuck Natasha,” Y/N ran a finger through their hair “I am human, I do need human touch and my girlfriend to actually pay attention to me!”
“You knew it was my job when you started dating me!”
“So, it is more important,” Y/N glared
“No! You know that’s not what I meant!”
“Yes, it is,”
“It’s not,” Natasha’s eyes caught the clock on the wall “shit, look Y/N/. We’ll do this later, I’ve got to get back to the compound,”
“When’s later, huh?!” Y/N gestured to the door “in two weeks? A month? 4 months? Hell! Maybe even a year the way this is going!” Natasha rolled her eyes and started to leave “if you walk out that door, I won’t be here when you come back,”
“What?” Natasha whipped around got face her partner “you don’t mean that,”
“Oh, I fucking do. You can’t talk to me because of compromising a mission, you don’t come home. We’re barley even dating anymore! This is it. Walk and I’m gone,”
Natasha stared in shock, her job, the avengers and all she’s ever known or the person she loved, their cat and a quieter life. She knew Y/N wasn’t kidding, they had that look in their eyes. For perhaps the first time in her life, Natasha didn’t know what to do.
She’s being a selfish whore
I’M FREAKING OUT
OKAY SO I DID IT 2 DAYS AGO AND I’M STILL FREAKING OUT BUT I DMED BOTH ASHLEY JORDYN AND HENNY RUSSELL WHO BOTH PLAY CAROL DENNING IN ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (ASHLEY IS THE YOUNGER VERSION IN FLASHBACKS WHILE HENNY IS THE OLDER PRESENT ONE) AND THEY BOTH RESPONDED TO ME AND I’M SO HAPPY ASDADFKHSDGS
Carol Denning for season 7.
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Yeah nobody helped me... oof alright then.
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“I Should Go Into Porn” Anna Kendrick & Blake Lively On SHOCK Twists
I love Anna Kendrick so much.
A Simple Favor (2018), based on the novel by Darcey Bell
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I need account recommendations. Someone with funny stories or just funny things. I'm also a Harmonizer supportive of all 5 girls in their solo endeavors. I love Bebe Rexha, Hayley Kiyoko, Taylor Swift, Marvel, Riverdale, and Bhad Bhabie. If that helps.
How I Shocked My Mom (My first Post)
So I'm 13 years old. I dont usually use big words even though my vocabulary has a lot of them. Last night during dinner my dad was messing with my sister. I pointed out that my sister looked so exasperated. They continued their conversations. All of a sudden my mom stops and looks at me shocked and says "Did you just say exasperated?" As If it was a miracle that I knew that word. So my mom is standing there shocked while my dad and sisters are all nonchalant about it. She was just so confused. And that is how I shocked my mother using a big word..