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hi my names jenn!! (she/her)/28/this blog right here is just a little bit of everything🤠

[jojosbitch]

My boyfriend and I were discussing who the strongest Jojo is and he kept arguing with me about it until

[vexheart]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[eknippp]

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

[perpetualmaladaptivedaydream]

𝑼𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳)

[asneakyfox]

everyone acting like this is the worst idea tumblr's ever had as though this were not the website that very famously used to let you edit other people's posts

[kosmogrl]

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

[mynowherenothing]

Unfortunately my problem is that I have no real ambitions I just want to live in my head

[itzalandevore]

Wild googles

Images by kody

[ozempicofficial]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

not to be dramatic but sometimes i feel like i don't belong anywhere on this earth like maybe all there is for me is perpetual loneliness + constant desire to go back to a place that doesn’t exist anymore

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

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[tiredadventurer]

[homunculus-argument]

I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

[bakwaaas]

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

[timtimtara]

[wordfather]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

[wordfather]

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

[wordfather]

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?