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Look at you! You're having a blast! C'mon, man! No fair! Let me in on this! Let's go!

#me when my bestie is 8 glasses of chardonnay down at the function and im the DD #so im being vicariously blasted through their stupid ass #jabber wonger #zanka nijiku #janka

i was thinking that maybe my reading of Jabber Wonger as very strong medieval alchemist vibes is a little far fetched, only for kei urana herself to post that the reason for Mankira's shape is literally for Jabber to bloodlet his opponents to reduce their dosage of venom and make them last longer.

Like Zanka is on his martial arts quest to become Strong and here comes Paracelsus over here, his own body is his goddamned alembic, he's on an endless hunt for Pure Strength with raw cinnabar in one hand and five sharp leeches in the other

#NOT ONLY IS HE HIS OWN DISTILLATION PROCESS #HE CANONICALLY BLOODLETS #jabber wonger #zanka nijiku #janka #HE'S VON HOHENHEIM BUT FUCKED UP AND CHAOTIC NEUTRAL/NEUTRAL EVIL. LOVE HIM.#I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD DUDE #MANKIRA CANONICALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT. FOR JABBER TO BLOODLET PEOPLE #though if you watch weird chemistry youtubers long enough im not gonna lie #you realize jabber is like. pretty much normal for chemists #i think he cant be fixed bc there's really not much wrong with him #sure the world is his lab and humans are his compounds and fights are his reactions but like #just. give him a lab and some salts and he'll chill right out methinks :/

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#YOU FUCK WITH THE MEDIEVAL ALCHEMIST YOU GET THE MERCURY SALTS IN YOUR STAB WOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jabber wonger #zanka nijiku #janka #well. kinda #it's romantic in the context of dueling a medieval alchemist who spends all his free time bare handing cinnabar and sulfuric acid

cthoni andor the subterranean creature you are.

do you think that they both give her a card on mothers day.

#cthoni andor #jabber wonger #zodyl typhon #also jabber and cthoni match cloths!! theyre so cute #unironically cthoni and jabber are SO interesting like she kinda seems like the exception to a lot of how he acts #also she's 1000% confident interacting with him even though he definitely will scuffle with raiders if he considers them strong #+ we never see him get genuinely snippy with anyone but cthoni #jabber being who he is. meanwhile cthoni just. lifts him up. Grips Him With Force.#she's 9 years older than him! are you two siblings?? colleagues?? what is going on here.

jabber middlename wonger why do you appear to have a surgical scar from notch to pubis. that is the procurement incision! for deceased people usually! why do you have that. hey. hey wh-

#jabber wonger #the image source is the vol 7 extras btw #maybe it's just muscle shading but idk man that looks very pronounced in comparison to the rest :|#and we see other chests in gachiakuta and they dont look like that #gachiakuta #you do not see that incision on a living person under good normal circumstances! it happens but not for ideal reasons #points at whoever did that what did you do to him!!!!! :(

jabber wonger is Like That bc he's a chemist. just a normal chemist. "but what about his love of Pure Agony" fine! organic chemist.

#he actually has the perfectly average level of masochism for an organic chemist!#jabber wonger #what about exposing himself routinely to every poison he uses #well i know an inorganic chemist who has to wear a geiger counter to know to isolate themself due to the radioactivity they. emit.#gachiakuta

new genre of Your Honor I Love Them

#the witch and the beast #gachiakuta #devil venerable also wants to know #dai dark #guideau #jabber wonger #shimada death #qiu congxue #honestly the only way i can describe all of them is like. ''Your Honor. I Was Minding My Own Business''#their own business respectively:#eating ghosts and being dumb as a fucking brick yet somehow being a successful infiltrator despite making. zero effort to hide.#an understimulated chemist who got knives for hands and made that everyone else's problem #being the Universal Bully. Born In Space Inside A Black Hole.#genderfluid ryomen sukuna

ohoqoho

Just girls girling

Prolly won’t finish this piece so let it be as is

If only y’all knew how mad I am that there is an official art where they look like your other boring harem love interests,,, you’d cry with me. like, cmon, they are a part of evil sect, one of them is devilishly beautiful and other is literal skeleton,,,,,,,,, give my girlies some character

#MY OBSESSION WITH ''KEEPER OF DEVIOUS AND DASTARDLY SECRETS x MORON OF HORRIFYING DURABILITY'' CONTINUES #SHU YANYAN #QIU CONGXUE

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Qiu Congxue from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know (art from 2022?)

#SHE DRIVES ME INSANE #CANONICALLY HAS NO BRAIN CELLS #ZERO. SHE LET A GHOST EAT THEM ALL #TRIES TO STRANGLE THE GIRL WHO GAVE HER BRAIN BACK #HER BOSS SUGGESTS THAT SHE LEARN HOW TO USE HER BRAIN AFTER IT GROWS BACK AND SHE SAYS NO.#SHE'S A WAR CRIMINAL #SHE COMMITS IDENTITY FRAUD #SHE LETS BUGS EAT HER TO PROVE A POINT.#SHE IS A FORMER SKELETON.#SHE IS ENRAGED ABOUT THE 'FORMER' ASPECT OF THIS #SHE HAS DIVORCED HER WIFE 19 TIMES #THEY WERE NEVER MARRIED #QIU CONGXUE #SHE GETS THROWN AT A WALL AND ORDERED TO PUT HER FLESH BACK ON

mangowycien

Nothing really interesting, just some Hajimes from the new dai dark chapter

#my little pookie wookie my sweetheart my little cutsie wootsy my peanut my sweetie pweetie my munchkin #my unkillable copyright infridgement inventor criminal cursed by the universe and also corporate :^)#hajime damemaru

"why do you think between avdol and polnareff, POLNAREFF is good at laundry and cooking and dishes and-"

he has. a specific ego. the gigamongus ego. that men develop. when they are capable of doing these things and doing them Well. do you understand the ego that some men develop. when they vacuum on a regular basis. when he Wet Mops after that. he'll make himself a fucking youtube channel because he reinvented the wheel by Cleaning As He Goes While Cooking. he thinks his nobel prize is slightly overdue.

so also avdol's an archivist/information collector of magic assassins who Old Book Collects for a hobby and got emotionally attached to a guy for the glowing achievement of not Throwing A Knife While On Fire never forget. he was ready to spare polnareff before realizing that he had a fleshbud

see that? the contents of those shelves are what manifests in full on every flat surface that he uses for more than 15.6 seconds.

#avpol #mohammed avdol #jean pierre polnareff #also polnareff has a very specific On And Off Switch only achievable by parentified older siblings who uh #are Mature For Their Age until they hit about uhhh TWENTY and then theyre seen as Immature For Their Age #avdol actually gives type A youngest sibling whose older siblings disappointed his entire family #you've heard of pressurized type A eldest siblings #but the pressure of a type A youngest sibling with the desire to be The Good Baby? that there is Triple A.

im putting him inside of a terrarium meant for geckos and shaking him as hard as i physically can.

#dai dark #he's my precious little munchkin (i hate him)#hajime damemaru

"if avdol knew users outside of the tarot, why didnt he call them for backup" first of all, mohammed avdol has a quote unquote Image and i doubt that he wanted to be caught in 5k knowing the landline number of Sir Jeffery Cornelius Milkdud and his stand Boom Boom Pow. we also know that avdol did NOT want to bring in iggy, it's all too possible that the people who avdol does know would simply not make their situation better.

alternatively the ones that he does know live in their own little morioh. that interaction went "want to help fight a vampire" "my town is infinite labyrinthine disneyland right now. no one can get out" "i see! sorry for your circumstances :)"

#mohammed avdol #iggy #the ''sir'' is canon btw this oc has indeed been knighted by the queen in my mind

avspol

10 questions for writers

thank you @demonzoro for tagging me :]]

how many works do you have on ao3? 11

what's your total ao3 wordcount? 34,090

what fandoms do you write for? jjk and jojo currently but i have a few older witcher fics published too !

do you respond to comments? why or why not? yesss almost always unless theyre particuarly short (like heart emojis. but still nice!) i adore comments :]

have you ever had a fic stolen? i didnt realise this was a thing that happened. tbqh

have you ever cowritten a fic before? no and i would be scared to i think. but sometimes conversations w friends have practically been writing fic lol

what's your all time favourite ship? ofc nanago and avpol at the moment i couldnt choose btwn them

what are your writing strengths? i think description (i like to try and create specific atmospheres??) and like. unintentional extended metaphors that i dont realise are there until ive finished writing lmao

what are your writing weakness? DIALOGUE i hate writing dialogue it always feels very awkward and static

first fandom you wrote for? mcu 😭

tagging @emistiel @kkujo @spookebich @jojossillywalk and anyone else who would like to do this <3

jojossillywalk

6 i think!

somewhere in the 50,000s?

the silmarillion, jojo's, jjk, trigun, chronicles of darkness/old world of darkness, good omens WAY back in the day. i also publish approximately 0.05% of what i write

i try so hard!! i appreciate every single one, i try to when i get the chance

not that i know of!

sorta kinda, long time ago!

this may be unexpected but it's been shokohime for a very long time! stares at my 4 unpublished fics.

genuinely no idea, i just like to do it in my free time :v my favorite Thing to write is probably people having stupid conversations? i also like detailing weird mundane aspects of characters, being very conscious of their body language, + like making unspoken relationships between characters

it's probably that i fly by the seat of my pants (ie i lose motivation very fast)?? also on the opposite end of 8, i really like unspoken relationships, but i'm TERRIBLE at writing overt displays of affection. i will write 5000 words of Two People Unpacking Their Things After A Move! i will drop my laptop down a manhole before writing One Single Kiss.

uhhhhhhh either good omens, soul eater, or lord of the rings, i don't recall! all of them were more weird sci-fi-ish headcanon explorations than anything

#SHOKOHIME IS LIKE. WEIRDLY PERSONAL FOR ME.#shoko fics in general?#bc of my family background of literally EVERYONE being medical professionals. shoko hits a LOT of nerves in me #and like. idk my shokohime fics come from a Place #anyways shokohime is. 'i hate my life but i love being part of yours.' to me.#OPEN INVITES TO THE SHOKO ENCLOSURE BUT IT'S LIKE. IERI SHOKO. sighs #IM ATTACHED TO HER LIKE IM ATTACHED TO DOCTOR SANADA FROM DRUNKEN ANGEL HHHHHHHH