JOHN. THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. THE CONS WERE NOT EVEN IN THE AIR A GOOD PORTION OF THE MOVIE. AND NICOLAS CAGE IS THE UGLIEST HUMAN BEING I’VE EVER SEEN. HE MAY EVEN BE UGLIER AND LESS TALENTED THAN EVEN YOU. ALSO DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS???
what, no! you’re just feeling things. I totally didn’t touch your butt! (hehe) maybe you should just sit down since you’re feeling phantom butt touches. (hehe)
oh come on, karkat! days after, you kept asking me if i had put the bunny in the box! also, what is it with you and there not being enough airplane scenes? if you ask me, they spent plenty of time in the air. but that’s not even the point! you’re missing the whole point of the movie by focusing on how long they were in airplanes! thanks for the complement but there’s no way i’m more talented than nick cage! i mean, he’s no matt mcconaughey, but he’s definitely one of the greatest actors of our time!














