joker zam

hi.. ok..?

[discountinsomniac]

im like barely alive but have this before i decide to delete it

[discountinsomniac]

more kisses

feds homophobic as fuck they took the earring and destroyed the braid wtf.yes ash is on the verge of tears. yes hes a bit more fucked up. yes hes more blue-ish

[antsudlo]

Tubbo: No, it wasn't the North. It was like, so-- let me show you, let me show you

Ashswag: You look great, by the way. Nice new outfit

Tubbo: Thank you! This was, uhm, yeah this was for the court case. I'm gonna put on the Regime attire soon

[...]

Ashswag: Dude, we have a problematic swag gap

Tubbo: We-- [Laughs] We have a problematic swag gap

Ashswag: But that's okay. Or will be-- get that filthy court case-- you smell of the legal system, Tubbo

Tubbo: We're like a couple with a problematic bedtime difference

[antsudlo]

Tubbo: We just need to get you infinite milk on an auto-feeder!

Ashswag: Tubbo, you have to make the sacrifice

Tubbo: What's that mean

Ashswag: [Tries to click his chest with an empty bucket] It's not working

Tubbo: You'll get-- don't you dare milk me!

[onolikesyou]

hello beautiful nation how does it feel to be the most goated nation of them all 💜💚 this is OUR victory gang WE DID IT (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ !!!

[ccbeeduo]

im trying to larp (be a poser for) dragonheart/tubswag on twitter but i'm so rpfpilled i have no idea how to talk about them on there without it obviously being rpfshipping. my curse. if i speak i will be shot dead where i stand

[discountinsomniac]

SaM!Tubswag awwww awww so cute kill it

[lsblrconfessions]

Rewatching old Team Bing VODs, and it's hilarious how obvious Jumepr wants to ship Pentar x Yungy so badly despite their boundaries.

She keeps constantly asking, "Are you guys in love?" to the point where even Zam is like, "Why do you really want this to happen?" It's so fucking funny. Steve Duo could be in the middle of an argument, fighting with each other, and she would still call them "too kissy-kissy."

Even as recently as four months ago, she told Yungy, "Well, of course, [Pentar's] your favorite, you're in love with him."

Jumper was truthing Steve Duo lmao 😭 I support her fujoshing the fuck out over her teammates

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[rarepair-civilization]

it’s thinking about yungtar/steve duo hours i need them to kiss and think they’re still in the friend zone like now

!!

[xrosefemme]

another round of textposts

only ls this time.i will repent by posting uu later. if i remember

[nikolaiclouds]

q!tubbo instinctively being protective of q!ash and wrapping his tail around him whenever he's nervous, or Dare I Say purring whenever he's comfortable around ash. Ashswag does something similar to this as well but he'd rather shrivel up and die rather than confront his feelings about his "underling"

[jizietho]

ash killing a fed in front of tubbo and is like "i know this isn't what you want us to-" and he turns back to tubbo w blood on his hands his face in his hair none of it his own and tubbos pupils r so blown out he's never wanted a man so bad

[jizietho]

tubbo kissing ash n he tastes blood at the corner of ash's mouth thats dripped down his face and he's like shit r u hurt n ash is like i don't think Any of this is my blood and tubbo eats his mouth off bc holy moly awooga!!!

[979-72]

[979-72]

[discountinsomniac]

i love yaoi

[discountinsomniac]

cute tubswag coming

AND ABSOLUTE NASTY TUBSWAG DOODLE RAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH ^_^

enjoy

[979-72]