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hope ya enjoy memes and shit

[nem23]

[everythingfox]

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[i-am-a-fish]

hey if you're scrolling tumblr on thanksgiving you might be going though it so I just wanted to let you know that you are so incredibly loved. also you will outlive the weird family member

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

[i-am-a-fish]

NO WAY THEY MADE A DARK MODE VERSION OF THIS GIF??!??

THIS IS HUGE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

[i-am-a-fish]

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

[thecontentsofyourfridge69]

ah the post below this on my timeline was transformer porn so yeah thanks for oiling them up more

[i-am-a-fish]

man.

[pukicho]

Should walk on escalators because it’s faster?

I swear to fucking god if you block my forward momentum anywhere, no matter what, even once, I will curse your bloodline with some rare reptile disease no one's gotten yet. You don't think I have vials?

[veraziqua]

[seleniumtest]

what's for dinner?

soup

beef

bowl of cereal

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[star-mom-selkie]

[kingscrown666]

Wee wee wee all the way home

[bubonickitten]

one of the most frustrating moods is Desperate Need to Create Something, Anything + persistent lack of motivation/attention/ability/time/inspiration/energy to do so 

[kingscrown666]

One time when i was like 3 years old, i went down for a nap so mom thought it would be a good time for her to take a nap too

When she woke up i wasnt in the house. The door was open and the dog and i were just gone

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The pun…. just.. how?

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Posted Oct 9, 2012

[sugarpea7]

11 years!

[adirtnap]

[shencomix]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]