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incorrectmurderdrones

Lizzy: “Say, Thad, have you seen V? We’re meeting in the library.”

Thad: “Look to your left.”

Lizzy: “… okay?”

V is standing right next to Lizzy.

Lizzy: “How the f-?!”

incorrectmurderdrones

During Training:

J: “Sprint and give me twenty!”

N: *hands her a $20 bill*

V: “What? No, she meant laps around the colony.”

N: “I know, I just can’t run like you guys.”

J:

N: “Just take my money please.”

duckbunny

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

tarragonthedragon

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

duckbunny

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

mashedd-botatoes

irritated

sicksucculentz

A lot of other drones are shocked to find out N drinks like a cammel, bets, gambles, smokes like a chimney, and gets high. They see a happy go lucky chipper guy and think to themselves “ahh he’s innocent”

He could actually out drink a human EASY. He LOOOOOVES a good magnet. Loves a nice heavy drink and a night of gambling/card games. He’s actually a damn wiz at black jack, craps, rummy, poker, and dice. He embraces his innocent good boy nature during games, working as his poker face so he can catch others off guard. It’s interesting to watch him function as he plays, the real puzzle solving part of him comes out

rikkishadow

Collab with @Vianedeliaris and @EvanMoon21 Animation: RikkiShadow (IT'S MEEEE!) :3 The joke went too far! Thank you so much, girls, for the gift!

kachapura

Underwater encounter

Uzi fell into a pool housing a wild predator

Mina Dance!

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)