Rejected by reality, welcomed by insanity

18 • Female • Pretty but not that pretty • I enjoy wasting time through movies, angsty 90's pop, and sleeping • Massive asshole

[silvermirroredcorridor]

[scenicroutes]

"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

okay, well what about the national democratic party?

what about interning at the united nations?

wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

[allthingsbollywoodish]

[baconpancakeslovesfatties]

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

-Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

[theonion]

[labiau-deactivated20140916]

[addisonisthebest-blog]

THERES NOTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT THIS PHOTO

[shopjeen]

[hogwomyn]

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

[lectorel]

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So you’re saying it has layers?

[factsnfunnypics]

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

[prostitutionsolution-blog]

whoops, pissed off a boy by being an aloof bitch again, and i never cared less. 

[itsliketheyknowus]

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

feel like you’re gonna have an anxiety attack? dress up, mess up hair, take selfies, results may vary

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

I’m going to sleep now goodnight

[warmbun]

look at this boy he is my handsome boyfriend can u believe it??????

[norocknroll]

[testosteronefag]

absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically

destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage

romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be

[awwww-cute]

[bunnyfood]

(via unclefather:thatsqualitystuff)

[pokec0re]

[mulders]

I’m about to have a grand fucking time