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maya | she/it | demon dog girl thing | 27 | bite me (^-^)

[apariciummmnul]

I just saw the banana on a wall artwork. Made me really think deep, what does count as art..

[scout90-again]

EXCUSE ME

FALIN KEEPS HER EYES CLOSED BECAUSE SHES NEARSIGHTED BUT WHEN SHE BECOMES A CHIMERA SHE OPENS HER EYES

[gotouhitori]

So somewhere else, it's mentioned that one of the things Marcille was researching at the magic school was new kinds of healing magic. So looking at the whole thing from a certain angle, she's invented the world's least efficient corrective eye surgery.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you werent a gifted kid. those little weirdos from akira now those were gifted kids

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

[bojanbarok1]

[glitchartistscollective]

Work by @bojanbarok1

source: tumblr @bojanbarok1

[lyssatbqh]

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out

[hollowknightyuri]

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[charlottearthistory]

‘reunion of odysseus and telemachus’ - henri-lucien doucet (1880)

[lesser-flamingo]

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

There should be a word for frotting with your sister inside the tboy you're both mommy domming ....

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

Some interesting concepts we've got here but I don't know that we're quite there yet. Cram sesh, maybe??

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

Our son really likes this one :3

[welcome-to-alice-in-helll]

[novacm-deactivated20260406]

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

[vamptits]

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[analogdelight]

[winonaparadise]

northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

[winonaparadise]

*lul of silence as he weighs which of three options to pick in a new indie gambling sim* charlie brown did not have hoes man. *checking chat for response* ahahaha. yeah i saw that instagram post! i'm online too! funny stuff, man. *picks the option with 0 synergy to his run* we're really cooking here.

[isotridecanol]