whimsy and pedantry

secondhand-sonder -> twilight-calliope call me sonder, twilight, twi, callie, calliope, TC, idc :) (she/they)

[themothergut]

weeeeeeee

[themainspoon]

Often I think about the r/ambien wife guy, not daily or anything, but still often:

[hongjoongpresent]

[ID: a series of posts on reddit on r/ambien from u/LimberLoveMuscle.

1: Mywife is soft nd ilikeher

MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HER

T

(Reply from u/you_are_a_mistake): Can't forget the t.

2: My wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

She smells nice and is reall soft.

Im wish she washere.

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

(Reply from u/returnvoid5) is she still soft?! Do you still like her?!

Yes :)

3: wehn sometimes I hid wifepil pilow pillow soshed use my chest =as pillowq

Soican hold her:))

(Comment from u/jakeyjjj) translation: sometimes I hid my wife's pillow so she uses my chest as a pillow so I can hold her

4: when mtm mY MY MINE sorry my wife is asleep I'll held her nnhand.

So she knows I'm here :) thnkyou

She int sick now

Wecan cuddle :))

Myy weife is sick and cannt cuddle :(

5: it's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into the kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

End ID]

[ly-rae]

the hairstyles i usually draw my girls in!! ((aka guess who i draw more often))

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

[boyslit]

let’s get snuggly with mama

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[pastabaguette]

quick strange noelle.

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[shottxyz]

[calware]

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[reblogs-of-sin]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fuck yeah neocambrian time

[onthisdayinhomestuck]

On This Day In Homestuck:

July 4th, 2010

Nepeta is introduced. She pets Pounce de Leon and chats with Karkat.

[pokemon-with-hats]

Whadda hell...

[flubber-flub1]

We can put them back together....we have the technology...

[remanedur]

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[porcelain-dollbones]

nebet is screen obsessed in general, it's really funny. she is always desperate to get on my phone and she will stare at shows playing on my computer for ages. ipad baby

[porcelain-dollbones]

Give Me Your Phone

[nugulover69]

Marinating hatefully in the slop