eating oreos by the tesco car park

bren || yikes

[cuntylestat]

Elton! I think you’re overreacting!

[deanwinchesters]

#whipped

[kpfun]

[padawanlost]

[padawanlost]

#this really is funny with no context #like ‘anakin is the father of your child? tragic :/’  (tags by @finnskywallker)

[henry-hubbard]

bears

[tiktokarchive]

Gatekeeper: Hi! Welcome to Heaven. Name please?

John: Wow! My name’s John.

Gatekeeper: Biblical name, I like it! Okay, I see right here, uh, looks like you died from a car crash. Ouch.

John: Yeah, pardon my French, but, that was a pain in the butt!

Gatekeeper: [laughing] No worries, you won’t offend anyone. There’s no French people here!

[cozydnp-archive]

hi I fucking wheezed

[whatisthepointofyouhardy]

WHAT HAS HAPPEN TO YOUR HAIR?

[keybladesoras]

The many shades of Pikachu in Detective Pikachu.

[badjokesbyjeff]

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

[quique72]

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[nocontextsantaclaritadiet]

[great-tweets]

200 IQ play.

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[julielilac]

[thacmis]

i lost my best friend

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