The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney
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The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney
How to stay angry with your immortal soul mate when his tits heart is so big....
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Brain consists of two idiots
So many spidersā¦
Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain
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[video description:
View of a town skyline at dusk in the winter, with the J&B Blended Scotch Whiskey logo superimposed on the picture. A flock of sheep walks from left to right, making baaa sounds, their bells jangling. Some Christmas lights with a star are strung along some telephone poles on the left side of the frame.
Cut to the inside of a house where an older man with white hair is sitting in an armchair reading a paper. His wife comes in and puts her handbag on the side table. Sheās on the phone, and quickly moves into another room. A lipstick rolls out of the bag. The older man surreptitiously picks up the lipstick, then sneaks into the bathroom, locks the door, and attempts to apply the lipstick. He is not pleased with the results. He wipes off the lipstick and hides it in a small makeup bag on top of the bathroom mirror cabinet.
Elvis Costelloās song āSheā begins to play when the wife walks in, and it plays throughout the video. The first line of the song is āShe may be the face I canāt forget,ā and as the video goes on we learn why this song is significant to the story being told by the ad.
The older man goes to a small store and buys more makeup. The female shopkeeper gives him an unfriendly glare when he pays for his purchase.
The old man looks at a magazine in his home. He tears out a page about makeup and goes back into the bathroom to experiment with the eyeshadow he bought earlier. He tries the lipstick again and adds some rouge. The result is better, but heās not quite satisfied.
The man goes to a bus stop. Inside the bus shelter, he minutely examines the eye makeup on the model in an ad on the shelter wall. He jumps away from the ad when another man enters the shelter and sits down. The other man doesnāt seem to have noticed what the older man was doing.
Back in the bathroom, the man experiments with mascara. He likes the result. He puts the lipstick on again, and likes this too. Someone knocks on the door, so he hurriedly wipes off the makeup and hides the makeup bag again.
Scene cuts to the living room, where the man sits in his chair reading the newspaper. He looks over at some family photos. One of them shows the man with his arm around a teenager with short, dark hair.
Scene then cuts to the manās bedroom. Itās nighttime, and heās in bed with his sleeping wife. The man sneaks out of bed and back into the bathroom. He puts on all the kinds of makeup he bought: lipstick, rouge, mascara, eyeshadow. He looks at himself in the mirror, all made up, and smiles. Now heās got it right.
The next day, the man is in his living room, where he hears a car honk outside. He goes and looks out the window. Outside is a group of people greeting each other in the driveway; they are an extended family, and apparently have just arrived at the older manās house. One of the family members is a young man with short, dark hair. Text superimposed on the screen reads āAlvaro, 26 aƱos,ā indicating the name and age of the young man. The scene cuts back inside, where the older man comes away from the window, looking thoughtful.
The family sets the table for Christmas dinner, putting out plates and silverware and lighting candles. The older man goes to Alvaro and gestures with his head. āCome with me.ā They go into the bathroom. The older man locks the door, then proceeds to put the makeup on Alvaro with much love and tenderness. The older man is happy with the way Alvaro looks. Alvaro is pleased, too.
Cut back to the dining room, where the rest of the family is laughing and talking together. Conversation suddenly stops and people look up, surprised. The grandfather ushers his grandchild out of the bathroom. She stands nervously in front of her family, her face beautifully done. The family pause, then start to smile. The camera goes close on a man with greying hair and beard. He seems overcome with happy emotion, and seems to be the grandchildās father.
The camera goes back close on the grandchild, who looks shyly at her family. The name and age superimposed now read āAna, 26 aƱos.ā
A woman with greying short hair stands up and goes to Ana. This apparently is Anaās mom. She gives Ana a big hug. The mom is crying with happiness and love, and smiles at the grandfather through her tears. The grandfather blinks and seems shy but pleased.
The camera pulls back to show everyone at the table again. The grandfather is standing and leading a toast. Superimposed text reads āLa magia no solo estĆ” en la Navidad. TambiĆ©n estĆ” en nosotros.ā (The magic isnāt only in Christmas. Itās also in us.)
A series of short close shots. Ana happily raises her glass with everyone else. The grandfather takes his wifeās hand and kisses it. Anaās dad takes a sip of his whiskey, then Anaās grandmother goes over and gives Ana a big hug.
Thereās a brief shot of a bottle of J&B whiskey, which is on the table with the other dinner things, then the scene cuts to show the grandfather looking at Ana and raising his glass to her, smiling. Ana raises her glass to her grandfather and smiles at him.
Final shot is the J&B logo on a black background with the text āde celebrarnosā (to celebrate us).
/end description]
I cannot actually believe we now live in a world where a whiskyĀ company thinks itās commercially viableĀ to make this ad, and to make it about a grandfatherĀ who makes Christmas dinner with a family of veryĀ āordinary looking peopleĀ into a happy, loving affair, by doing this.Ā
I do not know how to explain how fucking impossible that would have seemed to me twenty years ago when I just realized that possibly, maybe, I wasnāt straight. I cannot explain to you how amazing this is, and how beautiful it is.Ā
This did not just happen, and yes there are people everywhere fighting to take it away but I cannot explain you the change in the overall culture of everything, everywhereĀ that makes thisĀ possible.Ā
Que hermoso comercial, se me pusieron los ojos llorosos
Signs you might be a psychopath:
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I love the "complete only" filter but when you've already read all the fics in that category, all you have to do is suffer due to lack of reading or suffer waiting for updates...
Hob Gadling is a man of infectious enthusiasm :)
Shoutout to @hotcocoabuns for the prompt!!
This is so cute, sometimes your love language is to make comfort food, do unnecessary but nice things for your affections and wrap them up like burritos to hug them.
Same Hob same
#We all need a platonic soulmate like SteveĀ
āWeāre not buying those. Put them back!ā
- Alternate Reunion -
I love the idea of Hua Cheng coming across Xie Lian by chance during one of his street performances <3
The whole Haikyuu Fandom today :
One thing in Lord of the Rings Iāve found extremely relatable lately is how the hobbits react to apocalyptic horrors by focusing on the mundane details of their day.
āLooks like weāre on a hopeless journey into Hell in the middle of a world-ending event where everything we know and love will be destroyed. What are we going to have for breakfast today, Mr Frodo? :Dā
This is also why the moment where Sam is forced to throw away his pots/pans in Mordor really Gets meā¦because Sam comforted Frodo and himself by recreating the mundane ānormalā rituals of their life in the Shire, especially the rituals around meals and food. Throwing away his pans means throwing away his ability to do that, throwing away the ability to feign ānormalcyā for even a moment
I really liked the detail about Samās box of Shire salt. He may not know how or where he would find something to cook, but if he does it wonāt be tasteless. The little things matter when theyāre the only things you can control.
Ahhh yeah exactly ;-;
Another similar moment that gets me is the way Sam rations food for the return journey as a way of reassuring Frodo and himself that there Will be a return journey.
So the moment in Mordor when Sam throws away all his cooking implementsā¦or the later moment when Frodo points out there will be no water left for the return journey and Sam says āI donāt think there will be a return journey,ā showing that heās given up the mentality he had in the beginning of the film where he was emphatic that the two of them would returnā¦..ahhhhhhhhh
Itās more than just rationing food, and itās more than just sacrificing little habits and routines. Its likeā by sacrificing these little habits and routines, theyāre sacrificing any belief that they can have a future.
Itās like āwhy perform these meaningless daily rituals where you take care of yourself and carry around little things that make you happy, when the world is ending?ā And the answer is ābecause if you stop doing those little things, youāve given up any hope that the world can be saved, and that you can be part of itā
it kinda feels like thatās the secret of the hobbitsā resilience, in a way? they take SO much longer to lose hope and start to despair than the rest of the fellowship to a nearly ridiculous degree, but if you look at it with those little routines in mind it makes so much sense. the hobbits have all been raised in a culture that values mundane rituals, simple comforts, and connection to community above anything else, so as long as they have some reasonable semblance of those things available, they can tough out basically any other hardships with nothing but good-natured complaining. itās only when even those break down and they lose all their familiar routines and/or are torn from the other hobbits and isolated from their sense of community that they really feel the weight of the quest.
"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis
Jane Austen really said āI respect the āI can fix himā movement but thatās just not me. Heāll fix himself if knows whatās good for himā and thatās why her works are still calling the shots today.
MeanwhileĀ Emily Brƶnte just said āWe can make each other worse.āĀ
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him