my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”
i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit
suddenly him dying on the toilet makes a lot more sense
I love it when dudes are like "question everything. Be critical about the world" and what they mean is "I think politics is controlled by evil wizards"
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
No, no, mine aren't bad enough. Can we give him one of @thebibliosphere's instead?
Beaming my five different types of neurological headache disorder directly toward him like a heat seeking missile. 🫡
there are few things that make my skin want to invert itself like corny, try hard kitten/daddy “bdsm” language but i cant stop using it right now it’s like i got bit by some mediocre 20 something in an ill fitting suit and i am. changing
Discovered Mari Zand's art through her art book, Maze of Whispers. I'm completely obsessed. I've always liked art of like, abandoned temples and ancient city ruins and whatnot, which is what drew me to her art, but finding out she's been using voxels (3D pixels, a word I only just learned) made me scream out loud. Here's an example from her series of Persian houses:
And when you zoom in:
You can view this and other works on her portfolio here.
I'm a really big fan of this stuff and I wanted to share since I couldn't find anyone talking about on here :)
depression tips™
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Circulating. Seasonal depression is creeping around now.
Lets keep this moving
One of my favourite things to do when I’m depressed lately is go to the gym. Genuinely. I go w greasy hair and a shitty t shirt and my worst pair of underwear and just sweat for an hour straight, then I go home and shower while avoiding getting my hair wet. It’s not perfect, but it gets me moving and keeps me from rotting in bed all day, and it’s a way to go outside without having to worry about what I look like. Anything that’s not straight up lying in bed all day helps though
the way ruby dixon trashes men in her books is so funny to me. she really said the men on this planet suck and then created a whole new planet with polite blue aliens whose only duty in life is to make their women happy
i’m not even reading ipb for the smut i’m in it for the plot. this shit is so fucking good
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
Smitten, you say?
(allows one of my dress straps to fall off my shoulder)
So anyway I started crying
Probably the most depressing example of a modernization change in Tokyo Mew Mew New…
the great war
Okay finally I’m gonna talk about Yue Kan Shao Nu aka The Comic Bang aka C-Drama GSNK.
Shen Yue as Zuo QianDai (Chiyo)
Ahhhhh she’s so cute!
Look at the bows!
Also I found a video of her interacting with Jackson Wang and if the show is like a QUARTER as cute as that video I’ll be happy
Wang JingXuan as Lu YeQi(Nozaki)
This is such a random thing but he’s so pretty? Like I always expected Nozaki’s face to be hella generic but this guy is so nice looking. Not complaining though.
The grey blazer. It persists!
The videos of him and Shen Yue interacting are so wholesome! They have a good vibe together I think that’ll be super good for onscreen chemistry.
Zhou YanChen as Chai ZiYu(Mikorin)
HI SORRY REAL QUICK I KNOW THIS GUY HE WAS ON IDOL PRODUCER. I was rooting for him he had to perform when he was hella sick and you can’t tell.
Okay back to the show.
It doesn’t look like they’re doing the whole “bad boy” image thing he seems like a nice young man.
Their dedication to keeping the looks fairly realistic and still having red hair is commendable it looks good.
Jenny Zeng as Zhao JieYue(Seo)
I’m curious if they’ll keep Seo’s personality the same or change it. Idk enough about C drama character types to say for sure.
She was on Youth With You season 2. She’s very talented I hope they have her actually sing as Lorelei.
She really does look like Seo like her face is very Seo I can’t explain why but she does.
Wu Yu Heng as Jiang Ruo Song(Wakamatsu)
Look at him! Studying manga! He looks so into it.
WHY WERE ALL THESE ACTORS ON SURVIVAL SHOWS THIS GUY WAS ON THE MALE PRODUCE CAMP SEASON. I mean he’s talented so its fine but still.
I always forget that canonically Wakamatsu is REALLY hot bc he’s such a dork but if they keep that personality this is going to be so freaking funny.
Zhao Yi Qin as Gu Zheng Xing(Hori)
I have no explanation as to why but like. This is Hori. Like his face. He looks like Hori. That’s Hori.
His acting is so cute and sweet in the one drama I’ve seen by him(it was called sweet sweet it was about magic ice cream it was fun) so if they keep the personality from the manga this is going to be SO FUNNY.
The ONE downside is that he’s not short. Like he’s 5’11 that isn’t short especially compared to Kashima’s actress who’s only like 5’6 so I’m curious what joke they’ll replace the short jokes with.
Rachel Wang as Luo Dao(Kashima)
She’s so pretty.
Apparently she’s very fierce/confident so it’ll be interesting to see how she plays Kashima everyone’s favorite airhead genius.
Seriously she’s got like an e girl aesthetic she’s so chic.
Also I love her outfit? Like I know it’s simple but idk it just really fits.
i see a lot of people apprehensive about how the crows will be integrated into the ravka storyline and i will tell u why i am not worried at all. it is because when i watched season one with a few partners and friends who haven't read the books, one asked, "omg, what is inej and alina's relationship like in the books??" and was FLABBERGASTED when i said they've never met in the canon.
"WHAT. BUT. BUT IT'S EVERYTHING????"
the show is absolutely going to make mincemeat of the canon crows timeline and transpose important book moments to earlier in the series and forge relationships that are different or nonexistent in the book canon. but this is Exciting As Hell 2 me. because eric heisserer and leigh bardugo both have intimate understandings of these characters and their themes and what makes important, compelling, well-constructed television.
there's every chance that i'll HATE what's done with the crows this season and i'll eat these words. but in the meantime. seeing zoya and inej together in the trailer?? knowing how isolated and lonely both are in the canon?? knowing how they hail from the same cultural background and both have extremely different experiences with prejudice and assimilation?? I'M SO EXCITED I COULD FUCKING CRYYYY HOLY SHIT YES YES YES ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️