The Interview The World Has Been Waiting For! Piers Morgan sits down with MM.....
Piers: Well Meagain, haven’t seen you since you begged me to buy you drinks!
MM: There you go be racist again! I will destroy you!
Piers: Ok, now that we got the pleasantries out of the way…so you agreed to sit down with me…if we donated to your favourite charity “Me Is All That Matters”, nothing is off limits…correct.
MM: That is correct. How much are you donating? I believe it was $100,000 correct?
Piers: Sure…ok…so…MM can you tell us…”did you make Kate cry”?
MM: Why are you a racist Pierre? What have I ever done to you? Have you not been told, I won’t answer tough questions…
Piers: Hold on…you agreed at the beginning, nothing was off limits….so…
MM: Don’t you throw that in my face! How dare you? Do you KNOW who I am?
Piers: Well, no not really….I don’t, and truth be told..no one does…having said that…I can say we know what you are!
MM: And what would that be Pierre?
Piers: You are a harlot, who climbed up the ladder, using and abusing all in your path….
MM: Really? Really? That is such a lie….I never used a ladder! EVER! I may have swung from one…but, no…never did I climb one!
Piers: Well, ok….so, tell us about your claim you knew nothing about the BRF…
MM: Did I say that? When? Why would I say that? You don’t have proof I said that! Did I?
Piers: Well, you did say that…there is alot of proof out there…
MM: Whatever…I might have said…. …… What was the question?
Piers: That you knew nothing of the BRF…
Mm: Right..don’t be ridiculous…of course I did….I had to research them…I am obsessed with Di and Kat…I have always had an incredible crush on hot stuff…not Har…the other one…oh..be still my heart! What was the question?
Piers: Moving on…..Your father….what is going on there?
MM: Hmmmm… the opposite of what he has told you? Yeah, let’s go with that…
Piers: You haven’t spoken to him in how long?
MM: When did you last interview him?
Piers: Actually just last week…
MM: The night before….I talked to him then….we have to keep our stories straight. You can’t imagine the stress trying to keep everyone on the same storyline….I
Piers: Lets talk about the stress you are under…
Mm: Ok…..it’s horrible….it’s so hard for me….I went to somebody in the Farm, and they said they couldn’t help me. I don’t know why….Let me tell you…the Farm could help me..they choose not to….because …..(under her breathe…1-2-3, tear falls)….because they are racist….
Piers: What? What?
MM: They say they can’t tell from day to day if I am white or black….that I change from day to day….
Piers: Well…that is true….
MM: RACIST!
Piers: I am not a racist…the BRF are not racists….the only racist there is…is you..
MM: Huh? How can I be a racist? That’s not possible…I support 1000 percent….BLM….so…I am not a racist…
Piers: Meagain…you only lust after white men, you only marry white men….how can you deny that.
MM: Pierre, let me tell you something…I can deny anything I want….I can say anything I want…let’s be clear on that…I have always taken great pride in dating any man..you think being married stops me? Ohh, take that out or I will sue you, your neighbour, your boss, their boss….you understand? Ok, pick it up from here….I have married 4 men that loved me with all their hearts…I mean 2….and they happen to be pale, white, males….they asked…I said yes.
Piers: Do you get depressed?
MM: I do…yes. When I don’t get the attention I so deserve….when I don’t get my own way…when I’m not controlling everything and everybody. My life is hard…
Piers: Do you have friends to turn to?
MM: I have had friends….I have used them and abused them and now they don’t speak with me…so, it’s really hard for me to keep friends..you know what I mean?
Piers: What about the fakeancy…and now this one?
MM: I say..get over it. I have faked nothing. Just because I “pretend”…doesn’t make me a faker…I pretend. Why is pretending a bad thing? I love fooling people….I love games
Piers: But this is done in front of the world…people want answers…
MM: Here is an answer…those people are racists….
Piers: That seems to be your go to answer….
MM: So?
Piers: I was expecting a real answer to this very serious question….
MM: I don’t like the question…
Piers: Ok Meagain, we have to wrap this interview up….and…
MM: Pierre? Can you buy me a couple of drinks?
Piers: NO! NO! NO!
MM: Pierre? Can that cute camera guy buy me a couple of drinks?
Piers: Thank you for joining us here this evening…….good night.
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